Identity/Class: Human mutant
Occupation: X-Force/X-Statix member
Group Membership: X-Force/X-Statix
Affiliations:
Mr. &
Mrs. Edward Alfred,
Diego
Ardilles, the Avengers (Ant-Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron Man,
Scarlet Witch, Thor), the Church of the Naked
Truth, Dr. Strange, Doctor Swaine,
Sam
Geller, Brad
Gutman (although he was unaware of his activities),
Brenda
Gutman, Lacuna,
Linda, Mister Filson,
Solomon O'Sullivan,
Officer
Stone (he was forced to work with him, despite Stone's hatred of the
team), O-Force
(Obituary,
Ocean,
Ocelot,
Ooze,
Orbit,
Overkill), Harry Osborn,
Paco Perez, Phantom Rider (Lincoln Slade), the Piano Player,
the Pink Psychos
(Officer
Halloran, etc.) (he helped a few of them at X-Statix Tower), Professor
X, Katie
Sawyer, Mrs.
Sawyer, Spider-Man, X-Force/X-Statix
(the Anarchist,
Bloke,
Dead Girl,
Doop, el Guapo,
Henrietta
Hunter, the Mysterious Fan Boy,
Phat,
Saint Anna,
the Spike,
U-Go Girl,
Venus Dee Milo,
Vivisector (Myles Alfred)),
X-Statix Movie Crew
(Lennox Capriati,
Rimi Withnail, etc.)
formerly
the Coach,
Spike Freeman
indirectly
Anti-Matter,
Corkscrew,
Sycamore
Enemies: Agent
Wright, the
Bad Guy, the
Brotherhood (Mike
Asher, Fagin,
Hoffman,
Marshal,
Ms. Fingers,
Orwell,
Malon Reeves),
the Bush Rangers
(Stanley,
Tray,
Zippo,
etc.), C.I.A. Agent Brad Bentley,
the C.I.A. Crack Squad, the Coach, the Europan government,
the Euro-Trash
(Blind Ali,
Miz Tree,
Oxford Blue,
Surrender
Monkey, the
Wall), the
Fatal Sisters
(Hilda,
Mista,
Sangrida),
Spike Freeman,
Sharon Ginsberg,
Britney
Gutman, Kraven the Hunter (Sergei Kravinov), Miss America, Mister
Code, Mysterio (Quentin Beck), the Pitiful One,
Razorhead,
Vivisector
(Dr. Alex Finlay),
John
Williams, X-Force (Cannonball, Domino, John Proudstar, Meltdown)
formerly the Avengers (Ant-Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron
Man, Scarlet Witch, Thor), Arnie Lundberg/the Mysterious Fan Boy, O-Force
(Obituary, Ocean, Ocelot, Ooze, Orbit, Overkill), Solomon O'Sullivan
indirectly
Dicky,
Reggie
Known Relatives: unnamed mother and father (parents)
Aliases: Mister Sensitive
Base of Operations: X-Force/X-Statix Tower in Santa Monica, California
First Appearance: X-Force I#117 (August, 2001)
Powers/Abilities: The Orphan's body was extremely sensitive to his
surroundings, giving him a superhuman sense of sight, smell, taste, hearing,
and touch. He could also levitate himself with much concentration.
Height: 6' (X-Force I#117 (fb)) - While still an infant, the Smith residence caught
on fire and Guy was rescued by local firemen. Thinking his parents to be
dead, Guy Smith was raised an orphan.
(Marvel Encyclopedia Vol. 2: X-Men-The Orphan profile (fb) - BTS) -
After it was revealed that his parents started the house fire, they were
arrested and jailed.
(X-Force I#117 (fb)) - In his early teens, Guy Smith's mutant power
began to emerge and he became extremely sensitive to his surroundings. He
took to drugs and eventually martial arts in attempts to deal with the
sensitivities. He studied Jeet Kune Do, Tukang Moosul, transcidental meditation,
tantric magic, the obscene kiss, and others until he came to the attention
of Professor Charles Xavier, who designed for him a special costume that
allowed him to temper and control his senses. After being given the costume,
Guy Smith began calling himself Mister Sensitive.
(X-Force I#118 (fb) - BTS) - Three years before joining X-Force, Guy
Smith discovered that his parents were actually still alive and that they
had tried to kill him. Upon this discovery, he began to play Russian Roulette
every night before going to bed.
(X-Force I#117) - As Mister Sensitive, Guy Smith took a mist shower
and loaded his gun for the night's game of Russian Roulette. Once the gun
was loaded, Guy met with other potential new members of the super team known
as X-Force. Guy seemed somewhat taken aback by the amount of in-fighting
within the new recruits. When the Coach arrived, he informed Guy and the
others about their upcoming mission to retrieve young mutant Paco Perez from
the People's Republic of Bastrona. Soon after, X-Force held a press conference.
During the conference, Guy decided to change his codename to the Orphan mere
seconds before the team was attacked by a team of mutants also calling themselves
X-Force. During the battle, Domino pointed a gun at Doop and sensing that
she was bluffing, the Orphan used her split-second pause to knock her unconscious
by hitting a pressure point in her neck. Once the fight was wrapped up, the
Coach announced to the press that the Orphan was the new team leader, despite
him being a new recruit. Surprised, Guy argued that he didn't think he was
ready to lead the team, but the Coach explained that it wasn't his decision
and that it was final. Afterwards, Guy seemed a bit uneasy when the Anarchist
congratulated him and mentioned the term "poisoned chalice." That night,
when the Orphan returned to his room, a reporter stopped to ask his opinion
about being team leader. He explained that he was surprised, proud, and also
a little scared, and then he went inside, where a loud gunshot was heard.
(X-Force I#118) - As it turned out, U-Go Girl was inside the Orphan's
padded room, where she had stopped the Orphan was dying in his game of Russian
Roulette. U-Go Girl mistakenly thought that the Orphan was trying to shoot
her, but the Orphan quickly claimed that he was polishing the gun and that
he always polished a loaded gun at night. U-Go Girl did not fall for his
lie, however, and he then claimed that the truth was that he had a stalker
who threatened to kill him if he ever joined the stalker's favorite team
of X-Force. U-Go Girl laughed that the Orphan was even lamer than she had
thought, if he had gotten all worried about a stalker. The Orphan then asked
why she had come to his room, to which she replied that she was there in
an attempt to make him change his mind about joining X-Force. U-Go Girl then
grabbed the Orphan's hand and teleported them high into the air, allowing
them to fall while she described the dangers that X-Force dealt with every
day. The Orphan noticed that her heartbeat was slowing and U-Go Girl explained
that she was beginning to feel drowsy due to the use of her powers. Before
she dozed off, she managed to teleport herself and the Orphan back to her
bedroom, where she fell asleep in his lap. The Orphan then realized that
if she had not come into his room that night, he would have died playing
Russian Roulette. He decided to keep that to himself. Not long after, the
Orphan joined the other members of X-Force as they were briefed on their
upcoming mission to save young mutant Paco Perez from the Bastronan government.
After the briefing, U-Go Girl teleported the Orphan and the others to Bastrona,
where the Orphan met the team's informant, Diego Ardilles. The Orphan instantly
noticed the air shifts going on outside and the human sweat, and quickly
realized that Diego had ratted the team out to the Bastrona militia. As the
Orphan was about to be shot by the militiamen, the other members of X-Force
stepped into action, battling the men. As the battle with the militiamen
continued, Bloke was killed by helicopter fire while protecting Diego Ardilles.
U-Go Girl then teleported the team out of the fight, where the Orphan wept
for his fallen teammate. Angered, Phat began to strangle Diego, but the Orphan
ordered him to drop Diego. The Orphan explained that Diego would first lead
them to Paco Perez, and then the team could vote on whether to kill him.
Guy then ordered the Anarchist to vaporize Bloke's corpse so the team could
continue on their mission. Back in Bastrona, X-Force busted into the laboratory
housing young Paco. When the ceiling began to come down over Paco, Phat fatted
up to prevent its collapse while the Orphan jumped over and introduced himself
to Paco. As the nearby scientist was shot, the Orphan paused, unsure how
to remove Paco from the wires connected to his body.
(X-Force I#119) - As the Orphan continued to pause, Saint Anna was
shot by the militiamen. When Diego Ardilles was shot as well, the Orphan
decided to remove his protective costume in an effort to better discover
which tubes needed to be pulled from Paco to safely remove him the examination
table. Guy through the costume on top of Doop, to prevent film footage of
him being naked to spread to the public. Using his powers, the Orphan managed
to save Paco Perez and the Orphan ordered U-Go Girl to take the team home.
U-Go Girl accidentally teleported the team to a house in the southern United
States, where she promptly passed out. The Orphan used that time to check
on the fallen Saint Anna, who asked Guy to give her father back the ring
that he had given Anna's mother. The Orphan agreed and upon her death, Anna
transformed herself into a gaseous form and entered Guy's lungs. Coming to,
U-Go Girl quickly teleported the team to Sunset Boulevard, where Paco Perez
attempted to run away from the team. Guy caught up with Paco and explained
that he was safe in America. As U-Go Girl explained that she was now ready
to teleport the team back to X-Force Tower, the Orphan informed her that
he and Paco were going to go on a little walk. Back at X-Force Tower, the
Coach spoke with the Orphan about U-Go Girl's recent inability to teleport
correctly due to her addiction to her wake-up drugs. The Coach then asked
the Orphan where Paco was, to which Guy replied that Paco was safe. The Coach
explained that the U. S. government intended to make money off of Paco Perez,
given that Paco's powers made him a virtual walking medicine cabinet. When
the Orphan how Paco felt about that, the Coach introduced him to Smoke and
Succubus, his lackies in case his plans didn't go as planned. The Coach then
explained that Paco would be sacrificed and harvested for his mutant abilities.
Guy asked if the Coach really expected him to hand over Paco so they could
kill him and the Coach replied by ordering Smoke to punch him. Soon after,
the Anarchist, Phat, and Vivisector arrived to defend the Orphan, but Guy
broke up the fight, saying that killing each other wouldn't solve the problem.
Later, the Orphan visited Buenos Aires, where he confronted Saint Anna's
father and sneezed on him, releasing Anna's gaseous form. Surrounded by her
form, Anna's father was able to "meet" the daughter he had never known. Thankful,
her father asked how he could repay Guy. Guy then introduced him to Paco
Perez and asked if Anna's father would care for him.
(X-Force I#120) - When Guy returned from his visit to Buenos Aires,
he saw on television that his parents were still alive. U-Go Girl asked him
why he chose the name the Orphan if he really wasn't one. The Orphan explained
that he had been raised as one, and had only found out about his parents
three years ago. When U-Go Girl asked what he did, Guy kicked the television
screen in and explained that that was when he started playing Russian Roulette
every night. U-Go Girl then kissed him and explained that the only that allowed
her teleport correctly was a poisonous inhaler that the Coach had given her.
She then asked for a glass of water and while Guy was gone getting it, she
drugged his water. When he returned with her glass, she teleported away.
The Orphan grabbed a gun and prepared to play his nightly game of Russian
Roulette as U-Go Girl spoke with the Coach about his plan to kill Guy. The
Coach then drugged U-Go Girl via her inhaler and attempted to rape her, but
he was stopped by the arrival of the Orphan. The Coach ordered Smoke and
Succubus to attack Guy, while he cut Guy with a knife. Angered, the Coach
grabbed Guy by his antennae and demanded he look at the drugged U-Go Girl,
the person who tried to save him. Before the Coach could shoot the Orphan,
Wolverine interrupted their battle, killing Smoke. The Orphan quickly got
to his feet and jumped into battle with Succubus, knocking her out by hitting
the pressure points in her neck. Suddenly, Guy heard gunfire and turned to
see U-Go Girl covered in blood. Thinking her dead, Guy began to panic, but
was surprised when U-Go Girl informed him that the blood belonged to the
Coach, whom she had shot dead. After the fight, Wolverine gave the Orphan
a video tape that explained the deaths of the former X-Force members. While
watching the tape, Guy was interrupted by U-Go Girl, who asked what was on
the tape. Guy explained that it was just garbage and threw it into the trashcan.
U-Go Girl then asked him why he didn't shoot himself and Guy explained that
he sensed the weight of the gun was heavier and knew that it was fully loaded,
instead of only having one bullet. U-Go Girl asked him to remember to only
have one bullet in the gun the next day, but the Orphan replied that he didn't
think he would be playing Russian Roulette anymore. As the duo walked out
of X-Force Tower to go get dinner, they were watched by Doop.
(Thunderbolts#57) - The Orphan was captured, along with the other members
of X-Force, by Graviton during his attempt at taking over the world.
(X-Force I#121) - The Orphan joined U-Go Girl and the Anarchist in
viewing film footage of a possible new recruit called the Spike. He later
joined the Anarchist poolside, as they discussed Guy's relationship with
U-Go Girl. The duo was soon surprised when a group of fish suddenly appeared
in the pool. The Anarchist pointed out the word "Lacuna" written on the wall.
Following the poolside chat, the Orphan met with U-Go Girl and watched the
pilot episode of her upcoming television talk show. He then appeared with
the rest of X-Force at their press conference, which was interrupted by the
Spike, who slung remarks with the Anarchist over the Anarchist's white
upbringing. After the press conference, Guy met with team owner Spike Freeman
to discuss the Spike joining X-Force. Freeman wanted the Spike to join X-Force
from people who see X-Force as a racist institution. Joining his teammates
poolside, the Orphan suggested to the others that the Spike should join the
team. Their conversation was interrupted by the arrival of a mutant calling
her Lacuna, who asked for membership into X-Force herself.
(X-Force I#123) - The Orphan playfully balanced his feet on U-Go Girl's
as the team relaxed in their headquarters. When Doop popped a pimple on its
forehead, the Orphan and the others were transported to Doop Land, a world
housed inside of Doop itself. In Doop Land, the Orphan found himself being
devourered by millions of Doop-like creatures. The real Doop managed to save
Guy's head and upon saving the rest of X-Force, returned them to Santa Monica.
As everything was returned to the state it was before X-Force was ever
transported to Doop Land, Doop looked at the clock and noticed that only
a second had passed.
(X-Force I#124) - The Orphan led X-Force on a mission, which resulted
in U-Go Girl accidentally teleporting the team into the ocean. In an effort
to correct herself, U-Go Girl then teleported Guy and the others onto an
island, where the Anarchist signalled a plane and X-Force hitched a ride
back to Santa Monica via a Federal Express plane. Back at the Tower, Guy
gave U-Go Girl a week to get her teleportation powers under control or she
would be fired from the team. Later, in his room, the Orphan beckoned for
U-Go Girl to enter, as she had been outside his room for the past five minutes.
U-Go Girl entered and explained that she believed that her powers were failing
her because of the situation with her family and how she had not seen them
since she left for California. The Orphan joined in visiting a motel, where
U-Go Girl explained how her teleportational powers first manifested. Outside
of the motel, U-Go Girl explained how her daughter Katie came about and how
she left for California. That night, the duo discussed more of U-Go Girl's
past between the walls of their motel rooms, where they decided to visit
U-Go Girl's old home. While U-Go Girl caught up with her mother, the Orphan
levitated in the living room, looking at childhood pictures of U-Go Girl.
When Katie arrived at the house, U-Go Girl introduced herself as Katie's
sister and the Orphan later joined her as she took Katie on a teleportational
ride around the world. That night, the Orphan watched as U-Go Girl said goodbye
to her family and even shed a tear for her. On the way back home, the Orphan
asked if U-Go Girl could teleport them back to the motel, where they admitted
their feelings for one another.
(The Brotherhood#8 - BTS) - The Orphan led X-Force to Tokyo, Japan,
where they busted up a sect of the mutant Brotherhood.
(The Brotherhood#9) - Upon returning to the United States from Japan,
X-Force was thrown a ticker tape parade, in which Lacuna joined them. During
the parade, Guy and the others were attacked by another sect of the mutant
Brotherhood. As the battle raged on, the Orphan punched Malon Reeves
into the Spike, who impaled her on his spikes. After the battle ended, the
Orphan asked if anyone on the team had any idea what just happened, to which
U-Go Girl replied, "the end of a revolution?"
(X-Force I#125 (fb)) - The Orphan led X-Force on a surgical strike
to Central American, where there were many civilian casualties due to the
Anarchist's and the Spike's rivalry, and Phat and Vivisector's isolation
from the rest of the team. While on the mission, the Orphan came across a
young girl praying for the violence to end. Instead of saving her, he left
to continue his mission.
(X-Force I#125) - After returning from their Central American mission,
Guy and the others were blasted by the media's questions. Back at X-Force
Tower, the Orphan and U-Go Girl met with Spike Freeman to discuss a name
change for the team, as they didn't own the name X-Force. Spike Freeman then
asked about their recruit, prompting Guy to join U-Go Girl and the Anarchist
at the graveyard home of Dead Girl. While looking for Dead Girl, the trio
was attacked by a creature composed of worms, dirt, and corpse pieces, which
pointed a deathlike finger at them. After the creature exploded, the
trio returned to the Tower to shower up, where they discussed the possible
meanings of the creature pointing at them. After the showers, X-Force met
with Spike Freeman and C. I. A. Agent Wright, who claimed that he had to
save X-Force from the Orphan. Angered, the Orphan backhanded Agent Wright.
After the discussion, the team talked with each other over how powerful
pharmaceutical companies were angry with the Orphan for releasing Paco Perez.
Following the discussion with his teammates, Guy questioned if the reason
the graveyard creature pointed at him was that he had left the girl in Central
American. Guy later joined his teammates during their mission briefing, where
Agent Wright explained that X-Force were to go aboard a space station and
get captured by its inhabitants, the mutated humans known as the Bush Rangers,
and then get saved by the C. I. A., thereby improving the agency's image.
X-Force was split on whether or not they should accompany the Orphan in space,
given that it was his decision to release Paco Perez. U-Go Girl sided with
Guy, as well as the Spike, while Phat, Vivisector, and the Anarchist sided
against him, leaving the vote a stalemate. It was not until the arrival of
the team's newest recruit, Dead Girl, that X-Force decided that they would
accompany the Orphan into space. The team then suited and prepared to launch
into space.
(X-Force I#126) - As X-Force prepared to launch, a reporter stopped
the Orphan and asked whether the new team name would be the X-Squad. The
Orphan answered that they were going to save the world before worrying about
a new name. While en route to the space station, the Spike attacked Vivisector,
tired of seeing them holding hands. Before a fight broke out, the Orphan
stopped the Spike and reminded them that they were all on the same team.
Once onboard, Guy and the others were greeted by the "crew" of the space
station and then the team split up to search for the Bush Rangers. While
the Orphan and U-Go Girl searched for the Rangers, Guy commented about how
something was odd about the "crew"'s breathing and tension around their joints.
As they entered a corridor, they were ambushed by the Bush Rangers, who had
been disguised as the "crew" the whole time. As U-Go Girl was attacking,
"the Anarchist" asked if she was ok, but the Orphan kicked him in the face,
sensing that "the Anarchist" was actually a Bush Ranger in disguise. The
real Anarchist then arrived and saved the Orphan from the Bush Ranger using
his form. The Orphan quickly left to check on U-Go Girl when suddenly, the
hatch door closed, trapping the Anarchist, U-Go Girl, the Orphan, and a newly
reformed Dead Girl inside.
(X-Force I#127) - Escaping from the hatch, the Orphan and the others
sat back and waited for the C. I. A. to arrive until they realized that the
Spike was not in their ranks. Deciding to find their missing teammate, Guy
led X-Force on a search for the Spike. As the team entered the space station
game room, they found a room full of Bush Rangers disguised as the Spike.
A battle quickly ensued between X-Force and the Bush Rangers, which resulted
in Phat being stabbed by a stray spike. The Orphan ordered Vivisector to
help Dead Girl, but Vivisector angrily declined in favor of helping the injured
Phat. With the Bush Rangers defeated, Agent Wright and the C. I. A. Crack
Squad arrived to "save the day," but instead decided to open fire on the
Orphan, the Anarchist, U-Go Girl, and Doop. Thinking quickly, U-Go Girl
teleported the foursome away from Agent Wright and into a nearby satellite.
Once onboard the satellite, Agent Wright contacted the four X-Force members
and explained that the satellite they boarded was headed for deep space,
where the foursome would eventually starve to death. Wright also explained
that he was attempting to kill the Orphan because when he had released Paco,
he had released any hope of curing Wright's daughter of her debilating terminal
disease. Soon after speaking with Agent Wright, the Anarchist discovered
a small shuttle on the satellite and that it could house two of them, with
Doop. Realizing that one member had to stay behind, the Anarchist suggested
that he, the Orphan, and U-Go Girl let the roll of a dice decide who stayed
behind.
(X-Force I#128 (fb)) - After rolling the dice, the Orphan and U-Go
Girl won the dice rolls, leaving the Anarchist staying behind.
(X-Force I#128) - Vivisector discovered the shuttle housing their missing
teammates and re-docking their escape shuttle back at the space station,
so that they could rescue their teammates. Once the shuttle docked, the Orphan,
U-Go Girl, and Doop got out, where Phat revealed that the Anarchist had used
his powers to affect the roll of the dice so that U-Go Girl and the Orphan
could share a life together. Eventually finding a way to save the Anarchist,
Guy and the others welcomed their teammate back in time to see the real Spike
appear and expose the "Spike" with the team to be the Bush Ranger known as
Tray. Tray quickly revealed himself and attacked the real Spike, impaling
him on a spike. The rest of X-Force soon joined in the battle, with the Orphan
eventually knocking Tray out with a kick to the face. As the Orphan asked
about casualties, U-Go Girl revealed that she had also been impaled by a
stray spike. As U-Go Girl died in the Orphan's arms, she whispered that the
new name of X-Force should be X-Statix. While the rest of the team mourned
U-Go Girl as they launched her body into space, the Orphan picked up his
old gun and began to play a new game of Russian Roulette.
(Weapon X II#1/2) - Upon returning to Earth, the Orphan announced to
the public that X-Force would be conducting open tryouts to replace the deceased Spike.
(X-Force I#129) - Following the announcement of open tryouts for the
X-Force team, the Orphan informed Spike Freeman that U-Go Girl suggested
the new team name be X-Statix. Spike Freeman then asked if the Orphan not
mention to the public about U-Go Girl's death as he was trying to build up
the tension to sell more merchandise. The Orphan angrily threw a U-Go Girl
action figure at Spike Freeman and then went outside of X-Force Tower, where
he publicy announced U-Go Girl's death. Afterwards, he joined Doop in watching
on television as Dead Girl and the Anarchist were released from a night in
prison. Spike Freeman then informed him to sober up, as the team was visiting
the X-Force tryouts the next day. The following day, Guy joined the other
members of X-Statix at the X-Force tryouts, where they watched mutants named
Sycamore and Anti-Matter, as well as Wash-Out, who accidentally splashed
water onto the team. As the team was leaving, they were confronted by mutant
talent agent Solomon O'Sullivan, who attempted to gain the team as clients.
When he returned to X-Force Tower, Guy planned on playing another round of
Russian Roulette, but in the middle of talking to himself and a U-Go Girl
action figure, he realized that his gun had been replaced by a plunger. Instantly
realizing what had happened, Guy demanded that Lacuna show herself. Lacuna
did so and told him that he needed to stop wallowing in self-pity, as he
kept trying to snatch the gun from her hands. Lacuna then invited him to
come on her show to talk about U-Go Girl's death. The Orphan eventually decided
to do so and revealed on her show that U-Go Girl had wanted the team's name
to be changed to X-Statix. Upon his return to X-Force Tower, the Orphan was
told by Spike Freeman that it was a good idea to call the team X-Statix.
Angered, the Orphan explained that his announcement on "Lacuna & the
Stars" was not a performance and he then called Spike Freeman a scumbag.
The Orphan then explained that Spike did not care about U-Go Girl, instead
caring about public opinion. Spike smiled and claimed that he was on Guy's
side. The Orphan then demanded that Spike Freeman prove his loyalty to the
team by playing a game a Russian Roulette. Spike easily did so, much to the
surprise of Guy. Later, at the opening of the Doop Kiddies Hospital, the
Orphan public announced that X-Force would be changing its name to X-Statix.
(X-Statix#1) - The Orphan led the newly-named X-Statix on a mission
for the cameras and later showered up in the public showers of the also
newly-named X-Statix Tower, where he spoke with the other team members about
new recruits to replace the fallen Spike and U-Go Girl. Following the showers,
the Orphan joined his teammates in watching the premier episode of "O-Force,"
a new reality show where mutants compete for a place on a superteam of the
same name. Later on, the Orphan met with possible new recruit Venus Dee Milo
outside the Tower to discuss her possible membership. The Orphan, Doop, Spike
Freeman, and the Anarchist later visited the X-Statix tryouts, where they
watched in horror as a mutant named Corkscrew killed his opponent. Spike
Freeman then explained that Corkscrew had Code-X, meaning that his mutant
gene had made him insane. Doop then made a joke in which everyone laughed
and even the Orphan cracked a smile. Back at his trailer, the Orphan watched
film footage of Venus Dee Milo in action, where he began to see images of
U-Go Girl on the screen. Before he could even think that he was going crazy,
Spike Freeman arrived with Doop and they discussed Venus joining X-Statix.
The Orphan agreed to allow Venus to join and later that evening, X-Statix
held a press conference to announce Venus's induction into the team.
Unfortunately, only one reporter, Sam Geller, appeared at the conference,
where he mentioned that O-Force was going on its first mission that day.
The members of X-Statix quickly stopped their conference and rushed to a
television set, where they watched O-Force in action. After the show, Guy
confided to Venus Dee Milo that he had been seeing images of U-Go Girl everywhere
he looked, as a warning to Venus how things really were on the team. Angered,
Venus teleported him and herself to the former home of her grandparents,
where her mutant powers had first manifested. She then explained how when
her powers manifested, she exploded into energy, seemingly killing her family.
After hearing her story, the Orphan replied that she would fit it just fine
with X-Statix.
(X-Statix#2) - When the Orphan asked Venus Dee Milo to take the team
somewhere quiet, a civil war broke out just as they teleported in. The Anarchist
told the Orphan to ease off of Venus, as he never got so angry when U-Go
Girl messed up her teleports. During their battle at the civil warzone, the
Orphan began to see the head of U-Go Girl on Dead Girl's body. When X-Statix
found a dirty bomb, the Orphan ordered Venus to teleport the bomb somewhere
where it could explode without killing innocents. The Anarchist argued that
the order was suicide and accused the Orphan of attempting to kill Venus
Dee Milo. Venus agreed to take the bomb and when she teleported away, the
Anarchist punched the Orphan in the face. The Orphan then dodged all of the
Anarchist's other attacks until Venus returned and exploded in a blast of
energy, which knocked the entire team to the ground. Back at their HQ, the
Anarchist apologized for his attack, claiming that guilty about the death
of U-Go Girl. The Anarchist then extended his hand in friendship, but the
Orphan walked away and into Venus's room to check on her. Inside, he found
a machine housing a huge amount of energy, which he found out was Venus herself.
While she was still inside the machine, Guy invited Venus to dinner and she
agreed on the condition that she pick up the check. At dinner, Venus was
pelted with eggs by protesters claiming that she was just a replacement U-Go
Girl. The Orphan then asked if she could teleport them out of the restaurant,
which she did. When they returned to the HQ, she verbally attacked Guy, claiming
that he knew that the situation with the protesters was going to happen.
Spike Freeman interrupted their argument and explained that O-Force was about
to go after a young mutant named Arnie Lundberg, who was using his powers
to terrorize and control a small Minnesota town. The Orphan instantly recognized
the name Arnie from his recent hallucinations about U-Go Girl, but before
he could do anything about it, mutant lawyer Sharon Ginsberg arrived at X-Statix
Tower and presented Spike Freeman with a contract connecting Venus Dee Milo
to Solomon O'Sullivan.
(X-Statix#4) - Upon his arrival, the Orphan saved Ocean from a group
of zombies raised by Arnie and noticed that Doop had accompanied him. As
the Orphan prepared to leave Ocean to go find Arnie, he saw an image of U-Go
Girl, claiming that Guy was always good at leaving women to die. Frightened,
the Orphan attempted to touch the image, only to watch his hand go through
it. He then did a 180 and fled in the opposite direction. The Orphan busted
into Arnie's home and demanded that Arnie stop, as people were being hurt.
Arnie then threw the Orphan through the window in his room and out into the
street. Out in the street, zombies surrounded the Orphan and attacked. Defending
himself, the Orphan shoved his hand through zombie Nathan Malloy's skull
until the zombies began to overwhelm him. When all seemed lost, the Orphan
was rescued by Venus Dee Milo, who had managed to rally the other members
of X-Statix into saving the Orphan. The Orphan removed the head of another
zombie before once again confronting Arnie inside his home. When Mrs. Lundberg
arrived and asked why they were attempting to kill each other, the Orphan
agreed that it was stupid to be trying to kill one another. The Orphan eventually
convinced Arnie to use his powers for good and Arnie restored the town to
its original state and saved the members of O-Force that he had earlier injured.
After Arnie had finished restoring the town, the Orphan spoke with him privately,
where Arnie spoke of an idea he had. Upon returning to X-Statix Tower, the
Orphan voted to have Arnie Lundberg join the team as the Mysterious Fan Boy.
(X-Statix#5) - The Orphan met with Spike Freeman in a bathroom stall,
while Doop dampened Arnie's powers enough for them to speak privately. Guy
explained to Spike that they could fix Arnie Lundberg up with a mask and
costume, and keep his identity a secret. That way, X-Statix could find more
out about Arnie's powers and the public would not realize that a murderer
had joined the team. The Orphan later joined the Anarchist as they publicy
introduced the Mysterious Fan Boy to the public. After the introduction,
the Orphan explained to Arnie that X-Statix was a finely-knit team, where
each member was very close with one another. When Vivisector explained that
the general public actually hated them, Arnie got disappointed and temporarily
closed the throats of each member. Having trouble breathing, Guy suggested
that X-Statix take the Mysterious Fan Boy out to dinner. He later met with
the other members of X-Statix in the bathroom stall, where he ordered everyone
to act responsible while Arnie was around. At dinner, Lacuna appeared and
offered to reveal the Mysterious Fan Boy's identity on her show. Angered,
the Orphan ordered Venus to teleport the team back to their HQ. Lacuna secretly
snuck into the Tower and revealed the Fan Boy's identity anyway. With the
Fan Boy's identity revealed on television, the Orphan got up and walked away,
claiming that he had a mission to take care of. He met with Lacuna, whom
he blackmailed into a doing a task for him. Soon after, the mutant convict
Razorhead escaped and went on a rampage. X-Statix was soon called in to stop
him. In the process of battling Razorhead, the Orphan was hit in the face
by a flailing tentacle of Razorhead. The Mysterious Fan Boy retaliated by
using his powers to blow Razorhead into pieces. After completing the task,
however, Arnie suffered a heart attack and died. Following the mission, the
Orphan joined the other members of X-Statix in watching on television "The
Mysterious Fan Boy Funeral Special," where the members of X-Statix were happy
to once again become argumentative and irresponsible. The Orphan then decided
to go to the actual funeral of Arnie Lundberg and met with Lacuna afterwards,
where she expressed anger at being blackmailed into killing him. The Orphan
discussed how he had Lacuna use her powers to travel between seconds and
inject Arnie's heart, causing it to fail. Angered at his own role in the
death of another, the Orphan officially quit X-Statix.
(X-Statix#6) - The Orphan watched on "Lacuna & the Stars" as the
viewers polled whether they wanted the Orphan to rejoin X-Statix. When Professor
Xavier's lab was broken into and many of his experimental costumes stolen,
much of the public, including X-Statix, thought that the culprit was a deraged
Guy Smith, as the assiliant then went on a rampage calling itself the Bad
Guy. As Bad Guy continued his rampage, Guy Smith pondered what X-Statix would
do about the situation.
(X-Statix#7) - Guy Smith visited Professor Xavier's lab, where he asked
Professor X for a new costume to temper his senses. Thinking Guy to be the
villain known as the Bad Guy, Xavier pressed the alarm button on his wheelchair,
calling a group of guards to his side. The Orphan then made his leave of
the lab as Professor X told the guards to let him go. He then got into his
car and began driving.
(X-Statix#8) - When Venus transported the Bad Guy and herself to her
grandparents' former home and revealed Bad Guy's appearance as that of Venus's
deceased cousin Jamal, the Orphan arrived on the scene to save her from the
Bad Guy's clutches. As the battle began between the Orphan and the Bad Guy,
Venus teleported herself and Guy away from the battleground. The Orphan returned
to Professor Xavier's lab with Venus, where Xavier tested the levels of Guy's
sensitivity powers, noting that they had increased. Professor Xavier then
deduced that the Orphan's old costume was not sufficient to temper his senses
any longer and that the cut that Guy had suffered had been a sympathetic
would that he had acquired when Venus thought it was Guy who was being slashed
by Dead Girl in an earlier battle. Wearing the new costume, Guy was welcomed
back by X-Statix a public press conference. Back inside X-Statix Tower, the
Orphan ordered a briefing, not aware that in his absence, the Anarchist was
named team leader. Venus angrily attempted to argue, but the Orphan opted
to not argue and remain just a team member, instead of team leader. Guy and
the Anarchist then shook hands. That night, the Orphan walked Venus Dee Milo
to her room and attempted to kiss her, only she declined, due to her fear
of the Bad Guy posing as her deceased cousin Jamal. The next day, X-Statix
managed to once again track down the Bad Guy, this time with the Orphan on
their side. Venus teleported herself, the Bad Guy, and Dead Girl to a desert,
where she faced her fears and destroyed the Bad Guy. Back at X-Statix Tower,
Venus explained how she destroyed Bad Guy to the Orphan. Their conversation
was interrupted by the arrival of Solomon O'Sullivan, who was carrying an
injured Sharon Ginsberg and asking for their help in saving her life. Professor
Xavier, Doctor Swaine, and the X-Statix Medical Crew quickly jumped into
action as the Orphan and Venus watched on. That night, Venus tried out a
special suit that allowed to her be intimate with the Orphan and the two
shared a moment together. In the heat of passion, Venus's powers accidentally
activated and she teleported herself and Guy to another world, where she
found her missing family, whom she had thought dead. Venus happily introduced
her family to the Orphan.
(X-Statix#9) - The Orphan joined X-Statix on a mission to Africa, where
they battled a group of militants. He later joined his teammates at dinner
following the mission. After dinner, the Orphan returned Venus Dee Milo to
her room and discovered the Anarchist hiding in her shower. He promptly asked
what the Anarchist was doing there and the Anarchist made up a lie, fooling
the partially drunk Guy Smith. Guy later joined the others as they visited
the set of the X-Statix movie. While being introduced to the crew, Guy met
Rimi Withnail, the actress playing the late U-Go Girl, who wanted to practice
her love scenes with the Orphan. He pushed her away, feeling very uneasy
at the uncanny resemblance that she had with the real U-Go Girl. The director
then introduced them to Robbie Rodriguez, a mutant also known as el Guapo.
As they continued to watch the dailies on the movie, Vivisector made a comment
about how they should take another leaf from the movie and have the Anarchist
fall in love with Venus Dee Milo. Angered, Dead Girl threatened Vivisector
until the Orphan broke up the argument. Claiming that he had a headache,
the Orphan made his leave of the team and went to Rimi Withnail's trailer,
where she attempted to make a move on him. As he explained how weird it was
that Rimi was hitting on him, the actor playing the Anarchist in the movie
crashed through Rimi's trailer window. Looking outside, the Orphan saw an
escaped and semi-healthy Sharon Ginsberg attacking the movie crew, thinking
them to be the real X-Statix. Jumping into action, the Orphan knocked Sharon
in the head, but she easily threw him to the ground. As she prepared to kill
him, she was knocked unconscious by el Guapo, who flew into her with his
skateboard. Following the battle, the Orphan joined the other members of
X-Statix as they watched film footage of el Guapo's rescue.
(X-Men Unlimited I#41/2) - In a scene reminiscent of the Beatles a
film, "A Hard Day's Night," the Orphan, temporarily wearing his older
costume, joined the other male members of X-Statix as they attempted to outrun
a swarm of adoring fans. The Orphan hid with Vivisector and Phat in phone
booths until they managed to make it aboard their train, where the Anarchist
introduced them to his grandfather. Later, in their hotel room, Mr. Filson,
the X-Statix PR guy, ordered the Orphan, the Anarchist, and Phat to remain
in the hotel room until he was ready for them down in the press junket. Once
Mr. Filson had left, the Orphan informed the other men that he had been invited
to a local fan club's party and that he was going to it. At the party, the
Orphan drank a few margaritas and flirted with a few of the women he met
until Mr. Filson caught the guys and pulled them to the press junket. At
the press junket, the Orphan was asked whether he was a super-hero or a
vigilante, to which he replied that he was a superlante. When Mr. Filson
turned away for a second, the guys ran outside and goofed around for a while
until the groundskeeper ordered them off of the grass. When the Orphan was
heading to the stage with the Anarchist and Phat, a woman stopped him, realizing
who he was. After putting on her glasses, the woman convinced herself that
he couldn't really be the Orphan. Eventually, Vivisector caught up with the
other guys of X-Statix and then showed off their powers for the fans on a
stage until the female members of X-Statix arrived with Doop and the whole
team teleported away.
(X-Statix#10) - Venus Dee Milo helped the Orphan clean out U-Go Girl's
old room, where Guy got somewhat emotional. After Venus had found U-Go Girl's
diaries and began reading, the Orphan interrupted her to invite her a party
that was being thrown by Ben Affleck. That night, Venus and Guy attended
Affleck's party, where the Orphan spoke with Ben Affleck himself. When they
returned home, the duo shared a candlelit dinner in U-Go Girl's empty room,
where they gave a toast to themselves.
(Wolverine/Doop#1) - When the mysterious artifact known as the Pink
Mink disappeared from the science lab that it was being held, dormant
psychosomatic mutants began transforming into pink-skinned crazies known
as Pink Psychos. The first three Pink Psychos were taken to X-Statix Tower,
where the Orphan, still wearing his old costume, and Doop explained
to a police officer that one of his officer friends was actually a mutant.
Later, when Doop was aiding Wolverine on a mission to retrieve the Pink Mink,
Doop began to think Wolverine was crazy as Wolverine was talking to the Pink
Lady, whom Doop could not see. Doop contacted the Orphan and Spike Freeman
and explained that Wolverine may be suffering from Code-X. While Spike Freeman
suggested that if Wolverine was indeed suffering from Code-X, the Orphan
suggested that there had to be another explanation.
(Wolverine/Doop#2) - Spike Freeman suggested to Doop that it trick
Wolverine into going to a nightclub called Blush, which he thought he had
made up. That way, if Wolverine believed Doop, then Wolverine must be suffering
from Code-X. Wolverine had the same idea and tricked Doop into believing
in a Professor Van Hosen, which Wolverine thought he had made up. Spike asked
the Orphan what Doop was doing and the Orphan replied that Doop must be playing
along with whatever crazy idea that Wolverine was dreaming up. Freeman then
asked the Orphan what the situation was the Pink Psychos and the Orphan responded
that more Pink Psychos were appearing all over the world, and that all of
them were being drawn to Canada. Much later, when Doop's mission with Wolverine
had been completed, X-Statix threw it a welcome back party by the pool. The
Orphan relaxed and asked Spike Freeman if he was sure that Wolverine was
Code-X-free. Guy then turned and told Doop that he looked a bit greener than
normal. Guy then asked what Doop had been up to and Doop just winked at him.
(X-Statix#11) - The Orphan joined X-Statix as they again watched film
footage of el Guapo's defeat of Sharon Ginsberg. Deciding to allow el Guapo
to join X-Statix, Guy and the others threw him a poolside welcoming party.
The party was interrupted when the team was called into a mission. The Orphan
joined his teammates on the mission to Malaysia in which el Guapo was injured.
El Guapo attempted to prove himself to the team by speeding into battle on
his skateboard, barely missing the heads of Guy and the Anarchist. Returning
to X-Statix Tower, the Orphan argued with the Anarchist over how he would
have handled the situation, had he still been team leader. When el Guapo
recovered, Guy informed him that X-Statix was a one-way door and the only
way out was in a body bag. El Guapo decided to join the team and he later
joined Venus and the Orphan at a bar, where he got drunk and took home a
few women of ill repute. After Doop exposed el Guapo's ways in the tabloids,
el Guapo attacked Doop at a party, much to the surprise of the Orphan and
the other members of X-Statix. Guy eventually broke up the fight.
(X-Statix#12) - The Orphan accompanied the rest of X-Statix as they
went on a mission at the India/Pakistan border. While there, he suggested
that Dead Girl communicate with the bodies, but the Anarchist explained that
she was busy. When the team returned to their HQ, they watched Dead Girl's
modeling debut/failure on television. He later joined X-Statix when they
were called in to halt Britney Gutman, the daughter of the X-Statix mortician
Brad Gutman. Dead Girl later killed Brad Gutman for being a necrophiliac,
much to the shock of the Orphan and X-Statix. Following the death of Brad,
the Orphan joined X-Statix as they returned to the India/Pakistan border,
where Dead Girl spoke with the dead.
(X-Statix#13) - As the Orphan was entering X-Statix Tower, a reporter
stopped him and asked if the rumor about X-Statix going to Europa on a cover
mission was true. The Orphan told her to ask the Anarchist, as he was no
longer the team leader. Inside the Tower, Spike Freeman informed Guy and
the others that they were to go on the rumored covert mission to Europa.
In Europa, X-Statix was to retrieve the recently resurrected popstar Henrietta
Hunter. The Orphan then joined X-Statix as they teleported to Europa, retrieved
Henrietta, and returned to the Tower. Following the return of Henrietta,
the Orphan spoke privately with Spike Freeman, where he exclaimed that he
did not want X-Statix babysitting some spoiled little rich girl like Henrietta.
When Henrietta started crying because she thought no one liked her, the Orphan
attempted to comfort her, but she ran off to "Lacuna & the Stars" to
tell the story of her resurrection. Following a threat on Henrietta's life,
Spike Freeman publicy announced that Henrietta Hunter had joined X-Statix.
When he returned to the Tower, the Orphan and the others watched as Venus
held him high above the Tower in a teleportational field. Later, in New York,
the Orphan led Henrietta down a red carpet at the opening of their newest
X-Statix Megastore. While there, the Europan mutants known as the Euro-Trash
grabbed Henrietta.
(X-Statix#14) - X-Statix teamed with local hero Spider-Man to battle
the Euro-Trash, who eventually retreated in the newly-opened X-Statix Megastore.
Back at the X-Statix Tower, the Orphan explained that X-Statix should be
trying to save Henrietta because she was a member of the team. After Doop
recorded Spike Freeman talking to the Europan government agent Reggie, where
he called X-Statix fat, lazy, and complacent, the team tied him up and decided
to save Henrietta. Teleporting into the X-Statix Megastore, the Orphan broke
Surrender Monkey's neck, while the other members of the team killed the other
members of the Euro-Trash. After saving Henrietta, X-Statix held a press
conference, where Henrietta revealed that she had charitable plans, as well
as plans to redesign the X-Statix costumes. The Anarchist commented to Guy
that he had a feeling that they had created a monster, to which the Orphan
replied that he had a feeling that they weren't the first to think that.
While Henrietta did charity work on television, Spike Freeman convinced Guy
and the others to kill Henrietta before she destroyed the other X-Statix
members' popularity.
(X-Statix#15) - The Orphan relaxed with the rest of X-Statix as Vivisector
informed them of the recent random killings happening across the United States.
Later, the Orphan and the others teleported aboard Henrietta Hunter's yacht,
intending to kill her. Unfortunately for them, Lacuna had secretly tagged
along and managed to convince X-Statix not to kill Henrietta. Instead, X-Statix
went on a mission to Afghanistan, where el Guapo lost his legs to a stray
missile. Returning from Afghanistan, Vivisector and the Anarchist got into
an argument over why Phat had saved Henrietta from the missile that cost
el Guapo his legs. The fight was once again broken up by the Orphan, whom
exclaimed that the team had to pull together or Henrietta would destroy X-Statix
with her popularity. The team later held a press conference where Henrietta
was announced the new team leader and the new U. S. Secretary of Homeland
Defense. When the Anarchist mentioned that the people loved Henrietta, the
Orphan replied that the bigger they got, the harder they fell.
(X-Statix#16) - As the random killings continued across the United
States, Guy joined the other members of X-Statix at Henrietta's fashion show.
After the show, Henrietta had Venus Dee Milo teleport Guy and the others
to random spots across the U. S. in a vain search for the random killer.
Returning to their HQ empty-handed, the Orphan watched as Henrietta threw
darts at a map of the U. S. A. in an attempt to find the random killer's
location. He later joined X-Statix as they watched on television as Henrietta
was pelted with trash for not finding the killer yet. After the show ended,
the Orphan met with Lacuna, where she attempted to hit on him. He tried to
push her away, accidentally knocking her into a glass coffee table, where
she injured her arm. Before he could apologize, she was gone with a quick
use of her mutant powers. After the killer was revealed as the mysterious
anarchist Mister Code, the Orphan once again met with Lacuna, where she revealed
that she had come into possession of documents that would ruin X-Statix.
When the Orphan explained the situation to Spike Freeman and the other members
of X-Statix, Spike explained that Guy need not worry about Lacuna, with all
of the random killings happening. Knowing that Spike was about to have Lacuna
killed, he kicked Spike Freeman in the head, breaking his neck and killing
him. That night, the Orphan tried to save Lacuna from being shot, but arrived
too late.
(X-Statix#17) - Determined to avenge her shooting, the Orphan levitated
to the top of the local building where the gunman had been. Finding the gunman,
the Orphan easily dodged his attacks and knocked the man to the ground, where
he demanded the man tell him where Mister Code was. The man suddenly exploded,
causing the Orphan to go into spasms due to her superhuman senses. He soon
took a tablet designed by Professor X that dulled his senses to human levels,
allowing him to get up and retrieve the chip from the deceased gunman's head.
Afterwards, Guy visited the hospital housing the critical Lacuna and her
parents. The Orphan then returned to X-Statix Tower, where he discussed with
the rest of the team what they should do about the incriminating documents.
He then had Venus Dee Milo teleport himself and Vivisector to Lacuna's bedside,
where he had Vivisector read the various law offices in Santa Monica, while
he felt Lacuna's pulse using his superhuman senses. When Vivisector mentioned
Williams, Williams, & Williams, the Orphan felt the change in Lacuna's
pulse and knew instantly where the offices were. Teleporting into the law
offices, the Orphan began searching for the documents with the other members
of X-Statix until John Williams informed them that he had made copies and
he was taking them to the press. Once the documents were given to the press,
the Orphan explained to his teammates that it was open season on X-Statix
and that they needed to do something spectacular to win back the trust of
the public. After seeing a news story on Mister Code, the team realized that
they needed to stop Mister Code. Teleporting to Mister Code's suburban
stronghold, the Orphan knocked out killer after killer, even as Venus Dee
Milo was taken down by a billy club to the head. The Orphan then engaged
Mister Code alone, who killed Henrietta by breaking her neck with one of
his billy clubs. Grabbing Mister Code's neck, the Orphan levitated high into
the air and dropped Code on top of one of his buildings, impaling him on
the debris. When the Orphan removed Mister Code's mask, Code exploded.
(X-Statix#18) - Guy's teammate, Phat, used his powers to shield his
teammates from the blast, killing him in the process. The Orphan later attended
Phat's funeral and immediately following, discovered that Henrietta Hunter's
record company had issued a single after her death that had been mysteriously
killing all who sung it aloud. Teleporting to the record company, X-Statix's
arrival caused the producer to suffer a fatal heart attack. Back at the Tower,
the Orphan explained to the Anarchist that Henrietta's charities were recieving
nice royalty checks from the single, as el Guapo sung the song behind them.
Suddenly, the Orphan was shocked to see el Guapo's flight go awry and cause
him to slam into a plate glass window, impaling him on the glass. Following
Guapo's death, the Orphan suggested that Dead Girl sing the song and as she
was "killed," perhaps she could communicate with the deceased Henrietta and
discover why the deaths were occuring. Dead Girl discovered that Henrietta
wanted revenge on her original killers. The Orphan then accompanied X-Statix
to Europa, where they forced the Europan president to sing Henrietta's single.
After the president did so, X-Statix left him to Henrietta's wrath.
(X-Statix#19) - The Orphan joined Venus Dee Milo, Doop, Vivisector,
and Vivisector's new lover, Brand Cody, at the premiere of Cody's new movie,
"Teen Bump." Later, as the life support plug was about to pulled on Lacuna,
live on her show, the Orphan and the others teleported to the studio, demanding
that they leave Lacuna on life support. The team was surprised to find that
Lacuna was alive and well, and apparently "saved" by the prayers of her audience.
When Vivisector informed X-Statix that Dr. Alex Finlay was going to rid him
of his mutant powers, the Orphan explained to him that removing his mutant
powers would send out the wrong message that they were ashamed of their powers.
The Anarchist then riled Vivisector up enough to cause him to transform into
his wolf-state, where he attacked the Anarchist by scraping his claws across
the Anarchist's face. When the Orphan attempted to break up the fight, Vivisector
raked his claws across his torso, causing Guy to go into an ultra-sensitive
spasm. After Myles Alfred, Vivisector, removed his powers, he went on "Lacuna
& the Stars," where Dr. Finlay burned some of Myles's favorite books
to prove that Myles could not transform into his wolf-state. The Orphan watched
Myles on television from his total sensory shutdown tank in the basement
of X-Statix Tower. Myles soon returned to the Tower, where the Orphan claimed
that he had to move out of it. As Myles tried to argue the reasons why he
should remain on the team despite his lack of powers, X-Statix were called
in to Newfoundland to battle mutated loggers.
(X-Statix#20) - After Dr. Alex Finlay injected himself with Myles Alfred's
wolf-like mutant genes and became the new, evil Vivisector, he went on a
rampage. The Orphan and the other members of X-Statix watched the rampage
on television, thinking him to be their former teammate, Myles Alfred. Tracking
down Dr. Finlay to the Alfred residence, the Orphan watched and waited as
Dr. Finlay, thinking himself to be Myles Alfred, attacked Myle's father,
Edward. After Myles was scratched by Dr. Finlay, Myles decided to save his
father by stabbing Dr. Finlay in the eye with an ink pen. Noticing fur growing
from the scratch he recieved from Dr. Finlay, Myles also decided to accompany
X-Statix back to their Tower. The Orphan and the others then watched as Myles
transformed into an improved version of his Vivisector form, using good feelings
to transform instead of anger. The Orphan, the Anarchist, and Venus Dee Milo
later joined Vivisector at the charity gala for distressed mutants.
(X-Statix#21) - The Orphan and Venus Dee Milo spoke to the press about
X-Statix's current mission to Russia. The Orphan explained that X-Statix
was in Russia to look for a new team owner, as Spike Freeman had recently
died. Returning to Moscow, the Orphan discovered that Russian militants were
using Doop as a weapon against the team by seperating Doop's brain from its
body. After the team took three seperate energy blasts from Doop's brain,
the Orphan decided to get some help. The team then traveled to New York,
where they asked the Avengers for help against Doop. Captain America commented
on how irresponsible of them to loose Doop in the first place, given that
Doop was a government-created weapon. The Avengers agreed to help and Thor
managed to subdue Doop by planting his hammer deep into Doop's brain. The
Orphan tried to be easy and remove the hammer from Doop's brain, but Thor
called his hammer back to him, causing Doop's brain to explode into pieces
and scatter across various worlds. Back at their HQ, the Orphan managed to
rig up Doop's backup brain, which would last it three days. He then explained
that the team would use those three days to search the globe for the missing
pieces of Doop's brain. Unknown to them, the Avengers had decided to search
for the brain as well, so they could take Doop into their custody.
(X-Statix#22) - The Orphan accompanied X-Statix as they teleported
the Anarchist to Thailand in search of the first piece of Doop's brain. Once
there, the Orphan mentioned to the Anarchist that an Avengers Quinjet had
just flew by them.
(X-Statix#24) - The Orphan teleported into southern France in search
of another piece of Doop's brain, just as an Avengers Quinjet dropped off
Iron Man. The two heroes slugged it out in the air all of the way down to
the ground. The Orphan then dodged a punch from Iron Man and kicked him into
the wall. Iron Man then picked up the Orphan and threw him into the opposite
wall. Iron Man then flew straight at the Orphan, who lept into the air, causing
Iron Man to slam head-long into the wall. After dodging another charge from
Iron Man, the Orphan double-punched Iron Man. The two then crashed through
another wall and as they were falling, Iron Man grabbed the Orphan and slammed
him into the ground. The Orphan returned with a kick to Iron Man's helmet
until the leader of the Church of Naked Truth, who were housed in that area
of France, demanded that they stop their fighting or take off their clothes.
The Orphan explained that he was looking for the piece of Doop's brain, which
he explained rightfully belonged to him and X-Statix. Iron Man argued that
it should belong to their Avengers. The two heroes eventually decided to
continue their fight in the nude, respecting the rights of the Church. They
then hit each other's weak spots and fell to the ground. On the ground, the
Orphan hit a pressure point in Tony Stark's foot, causing him great pain.
Stark retaliated by throwing blades of grass at the Orphan, which cut at
his skin due to his superhumanly heightened senses. Their fight was once
again interrupted, as the Church members attacked and de-clothed the leader
of the Church, as well as someone resembling the late Euro-Trash member Surrender
Monkey. Once the imposter was de-clothed, Surrender Monkey was revealed to
be rogue C. I. A. Agent Brad Bentley, who claimed that he loved France so
much that he defected. After the Church leader threw down the piece of Doop's
brain in exchange for protection against the churchgoers, both the Orphan
and Tony Stark ran for their respective costumes. Iron Man suddenly fell
to the ground, as one of the Orphan's pressure point attacks had been time
delay. Before the Orphan could leave with the brain piece, he decided to
act differently that the leader of the previous X-Force leader, Cable, and
let Iron Man have the piece of brain.
(X-Statix#25) - When the battle between Thor and Doop awakened the
long-dead Fatal Sisters, the Orphan and the other members of X-Statix teleported
to Asgard to aid their teammate. Upon seeing both X-Statix and the Avengers
standing against them, the Fatal Sisters decided to return to their centuries-old
slumber, warning that the battles would soon be loud enough to re-awaken
them. Captain America then told the Orphan that it was very responsible of
him to join forces against a common goal. Guy asked if it was responsible
enough to let X-Statix keep Doop, to which Hawkeye replied that the Avengers
won the brain pieces fair and square. The Anarchist argued that he was tricked
by Captain America, but the Orphan warned him to break it up. Captain America
then punched the Anarchist, but before a fight could break out between the
two teams, Doop's backup brain expired and the Orphan rushed to the scene
to revive his teammate. Upon seeing the Orphan's concern for his teammate,
Captain America decided to allow X-Statix to keep Doop. Once the team returned
to the HQ, the team discussed whether or not they should just quit being
superheroes.
(X-Statix#26 (fb)) - Deciding to call it quits, X-Statix held a farewell
party in which many of the superhero community attended. While there, the
Orphan was contacted and asked to go on one final mission. When he brought
up the idea to his teammates, they all agreed that one final paycheck wouldn't
be so bad. During the discussion, the Orphan suffered an intense stomach
ache, which Venus Dee Milo cleared up using her energy powers. The duo then
discussed their future since their times with X-Statix were coming to an
end. He later briefed the team, wearing his earlier costume, on their final
mission to infiltrate a mansion full of armed gunmen. After discussing their
futures a little bit, the Orphan asked Venus to teleport them one last time.
(X-Statix#26) - The Orphan joined his teammates on their final mission,
in which Dead Girl succumbed to an unknown illness. The Orphan suffered a
torso injury due to a helicopter that fired on the team. The Anarchist used
his powers to cauterize the wound and the Orphan joined him against the remaining
gunmen. When Venus finally came to, the Orphan asked if she could teleport
them back to X-Statix Tower. She replied that she could barely hold her energy
together as it was and if she attempted to teleport, she'd probably explode.
She then claimed that she might be able to teleport the helicopters away
from them, which the Orphan argued that she should not even try that.
Unfortunately, she did so anyway, teleporting into the air and exploding,
taking the helicopters with her. The remaining gunmen then ran after the
remaining two members of X-Statix. The Orphan grabbed the Anarchist and levitated
them into an upstairs room, where Vivisector and Doop lay dead. Eventually
deciding to go out as heroes, the duo left the room and confronted the gunmen,
who promptly shot them down, killing both of them.
(X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl#2) - Following his death, Guy was contacted by Dead Girl and Doctor Strange to join their group of deceased heroes in order to stop the deceased supervillain the Pitiful One from resurrecting himself. His time in the afterlife having left him erratic, he attacked Strange, claiming that he didn't need any doctor.
(X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl#3) - After being explained what was going on, Guy calmed down and was surprised to find out that the Anarchist went to Hell. He then asked about the location of his old flame U-Go Girl, claiming that she could not have wound up in Hell. Agreeing to join them in hopes of seeing U-Go Girl again, Guy accompanied the group to the elevator to Hell. While on the elevator, Kraven and Mysterio attacked the group. The battle was soon halted by the arrival of Dead Girl's Dead Sisters book group, who had found U-Go Girl. U-Go Girl then teleported the group away from Kraven and Mysterio.
(X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl#4) - Arriving at Hell's Level of Dead Bureaucrats, Guy constantly attempted to talk to U-Go Girl while she was explaining the situation to Doctor Strange. She eventually had to get angry with him and he ran off, snivelling. U-Go Girl followed and explained to Guy that she could not commit to one man for eternity. The Phantom Rider soon arrived behind her and Guy asked him (in a roundabout way) how he could get U-Go Girl to love him again. The Rider replied that perhaps Guy should try acting like the man he used to be and Guy soon rejoined the party. When Doctor Strange and Dead Girl fell into a pit leading into deep Hell, Ant-Man tried to force the team to backtrack but Guy punched him in the face and announced that they were going to stick to plan.
(X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl#5) - Once the party had regrouped, Doctor Strange's astral form was pulled from the afterlife. Guy then spoke to U-Go Girl, who now offered to visit a desert island with him. Guy declined the offer however, finally recalling his entire previous life as an accomplished team leader and how he would have never given up a mission until it was finished. The team then continued into Hell, locating the Pitiful One's headquarters at Hell's Hotel Self Loathing. Confronting the Pitiful One's group, a battle ensued between the good and bad superbeings until Dead Girl punched the Pitiful One's internal organs out of him. With their mission complete, Guy asked about U-Go Girl's offer of the desert island but this time, she just teleported away, claiming he'd have to wait a bit longer.
Comments: Created by Peter Milligan and Michael "Zane" Allred.
Clarifications:
The Orphan has no known connections to:
X-Force has no known connections to
Linda was a reporter for the ZTV television station. When the Orphan returned
to X-Statix after a short time away, Linda asked him how he felt knowing
that a lot of people thought he was actually the villain called the Bad Guy.
-- X-Statix#8
images:
X-Force I#122, front cover, inset (which in itself, was taken from a cover
mock-up that Mike Allred had done) (The Orphan fullbody, in X-Force uniform)
X-Statix#2, p5, pan4 (The Orphan headshot)
X-Statix#3, p22, pan3 (The Orphan fullbody, in first X-Statix uniform)
X-Statix#8, p7, pan2 (Linda)
X-Statix#24, p3, splash page (The Orphan fullbody, in second X-Statix uniform,
main pic)
X-Force I#117-119 (August-October, 2001) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
Last updated: 05/02/07
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Real
Name: Guy Smith
Weight: 180 lbs.
Eyes: Grey
Hair: White
History:
(X-Force I#117 (fb) - BTS) -When Guy Smith was born, he exhibited grey skin
and antennae.
(X-Force I#122)
- The Orphan declined Lacuna's membership into X-Force until Lacuna apparently
disappeared. U-Go Girl noticed that her script for her talk show had been
stolen and invited the Orphan and the Anarchist to appear on her show, alongside
the Spike. Before the show that night, Guy spoke with the Anarchist over
the Anarchist's issues with the Spike joining X-Force. As the show started,
U-Go Girl invited the Spike on the show, while Guy and the Anarchist watched
backstage. During the show, a drunken Phat and Vivisector busted in the studio,
forcing the Orphan and the Anarchist on the show early to prevent civilian
casualties by a falling wall. As U-Go Girl chastised Phat and Vivisector
for ruining her show, Lacuna appeared and used her powers to remove everyone's
clothing. The Orphan winced over in pain, as his protective costume was removed.
He begged Lacuna to give them back their clothes, as the bright studio lights
were hurting his skin. Lacuna did so and then disappeared. After the show,
Guy met U-Go Girl for dinner, where he decided to allow Lacuna to join X-Force
after all. As Lacuna left, the Orphan made a joke about Lacuna being able
to appear and disappear without getting tired, and an angry U-Go Girl teleported
away, leaving Guy at the dinner table alone. The Orphan later held a press
conference with X-Force to announce that the Spike and Lacuna were joining
X-Force, but Lacuna did not show up, as she had been offered the talk show
that once belonged to U-Go Girl. Since Lacuna turned the team down in favor
of a talk show, the Orphan later joined the other members of X-Force as they
discussed the possibility of recruiting Dead Girl.
(X-Statix#3)
- The Orphan ripped up the contract between Venus and Solomon O'Sullivan,
but Sharon Ginsberg informed him that it was just a copy and that she would
see him in court. Dead Girl then explained that not too long ago, Guy was
trying to get rid of Venus. The Orphan explained that he now realized how
important she was to the team and Dead Girl replied that it was that, and
that Venus had a cute butt. Venus jumped into the argument, asking what Dead
Girl had against her and Vivisector explained that Dead Girl felt angry because
Venus had taken on the role of "sexy one" following U-Go Girl's death. Dead
Girl angrily yelled back, but the Orphan broke up the argument, explaining
that he wanted the Arnie Lundberg situation resolved. He then informed the
team that he thought Arnie had been psychically beaming images into the Orphan's
brain, but Vivisector treated him as if he were crazy. The Anarchist took
that time to announce that he was leaving the team to go on a roadshow and
asked Dead Girl to join him. She did. Later, as Solomon O'Sullivan spoke
to the members of O-Force about their upcoming mission to stop Arnie Lundberg,
the Orphan interrupted their briefing in an attempt to warn them of going
up against Arnie. Ocean used her water manipulation powers to surround Guy's
head with water, preventing him from breathing. Following his encounter with
O-Force, the Orphan attempted to rally X-Statix back together by visiting
the Anarchist's and Dead Girl's "Death & Anarchy Roadshow," where the
Anarchist declined his offer to return to the team. Dead Girl said that she
would return if Guy ordered her to, but otherwise, she wanted to stay with
the Anarchist. Returning to X-Statix Tower, the Orphan spoke with Spike Freeman
and ordered Vivisector to sober up, but Vivisector refused. That night, as
O-Force entered the Minnesota town being controlled by Arnie Lundberg, the
Orphan researched Arnie on the internet, discovering that when Arnie was
recovering from surgery, U-Go Girl had visited him. Determining that Arnie
was getting all of the media attention in an effort to lure the Orphan into
the town, the Orphan paracuted in the town alone, preparing to battle Arnie.
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X-Force I#120-123 (November, 2001 - February, 2002) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Force I#124 (March, 2002) - Peter Milligam (writer), Darwyn Cooke (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
The Brotherhood#8-9 (February-March, 2002) - X (writer), Sean Phillips (pencils), Kent Williams (inks), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Force I#125-128 (April-July, 2002) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
Weapon X II#1/2 (2002) - Frank Tieri (writer), Georges Jeanty (pencils), Dexter Vines (inks), Mike Marts (editor)
X-Force I#129 (August, 2002) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Statix#1-4 (September-December, 2002) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Statix#5 (January, 2003) - Peter Milligam (writer), Paul Pope (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Statix#6-9 (February - May, 2003) - Peter Milligam (writer), Mike Allred (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
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X-Men Unlimited I#41 (March, 2003) - Mike Allred (writer), Nick Derington (artist), C.B. Cebulski (editor)
X-Statix#10 (June, 2003) - Peter Milligan (writer), Phillip Bond (artist), Axel Alonso (editor)
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