EURO-TRASH
Purpose: Kidnappers/government agents
Affiliations:
Dicky and
Reggie (government agents/employers)
Enemies: X-Statix (Anarchist, Dead Girl, Doop, el Guapo, Henrietta Hunter, Mister Sensitive, Phat, Venus Dee Milo, Vivisector)
Base of Operations: Europa
First Appearance: X-Statix#13 (October, 2003)
History: (X-Statix#13-14) - Europa's biggest deceased pop star Henrietta
Hunter magically revived herself, causing the Europan government to contemplate
killing her again. Two Europan agents, Dicky and Reggie, decided to take
matters into their own hands. They met with X-Statix owner Spike Freeman
who convinced them to make a team of mutants to kidnap Henrietta. After viewing
each of their potential agents on video, Dicky and Reggie had their team,
dubbed the Euro-Trash, kidnap Henrietta with the intentions of killing her.
They brought Henrietta into the newly built X-Statix Store. Henrietta convinced
the group that since they lacked the popularity of X-Statix, they should
not kill her, but ransom her for money, or use her to improve their popularity
in some fashion. However, when X-Statix teleported into the Store, every
member of Euro-Trash was wiped out during the scuffle.
(X-Statix#18) - When X-Statix discovered that their deceased teammate Henrietta
Hunter was taking revenge on those who killed her by haunting her newly released
CD, Dead Girl announced that Spike Freeman mentioned someone who might know
who killed her. The team confronted Reggie and held him from a rooftop ledge
and asked who killed her. Reggie yelled that he was only following orders.
When the team demanded who gave him those orders, he replied "Forgive me,
Dicky..."
Comments: Created by Peter Milligan & Mike Allred.
At a later point of X-Statix#18 the team attacked Europa's president, who
was responsible for killing Henrietta, so it is assumed that Reggie blabbed
about who killed Henrietta.
The only member of Euro-Trash to be given a name in the story was the Wall (Günter Gross).
The others' real names were revealed in the All-New Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe A-Z#4.
BTW, it's actually "Europan", according to the book. I think they changed
the name of the country when they changed the story from being about Princess
Di. It's now about a fictional popstar (as opposed to princess) who is from
a fictional country.
The reason these overblown stereotypes were picked to fight X-Statix was
simple. As Spike Freeman pointed out - That's the way Americans like their
foreigners. :)
CLARIFICATIONS:
Eurotrash should not be confused with:
Blind Ali should not to be confused with:
Miz Tree should not to be confused with:
Oxford Blue should not be confused with:
Surrender Monkey should not be confused with:
The Wall should not be confused with:
Membership:
Blind Ali,
Miz Tree,
Oxford Blue,
Surrender
Monkey, the
Wall
Blind Ali was first seen on video footage shown by Spike Freeman. During
the footage, Spike told Dicky and Reggie Blind Ali's origin. He was Ali Al-Zubaidi, an Iraqi
mutant who lost his sense of sight in a Baghdad bombing raid, causing his
mutant power to kick in. Blind Ali was present during Henrietta's kidnapping
and followed the team into the X-Statix Store. When X-Statix arrived to save
Henrietta, Blind Ali tried to stab Henrietta before she could be saved, only
to be decapitated by El Guapo's flying skateboard.
Blind Ali had superhumanly acute senses including taste, hearing, smell,
and touch.
--X-Statix#13 (14
Miz Tree
Makiko Morioka, alias Miz Tree, was first seen on video footage showing how she busted apart a Japanese
sarin sect. During the kidnapping mission, she sent roots throughout the
ground, cracking the asphalt enough for the Wall to bust through it. While
the Wall was preoccupied in the fight, Miz Tree grabbed Henrietta and Euro-Trash
ran inside the X-Statix Store to hold Henrietta hostage. When X-Statix arrived
to save her, Miz Tree was set ablaze by an acidic energy blast from the
Anarchist.
--X-Statix#13 (14
Oxford Blue
Preston Allen, alias Oxford Blue was first shown on video footage which stated his base of operations
as Oxbridge, England. When Euro-Trash kidnapped Henrietta Hunter, he battled
El Guapo until the team retreated to the X-Statix Store, Henrietta in tow.
X-Statix later arrived to save her. Oxford Blue was crushed to death against
a wall by Phat's fat.
Oxford Blue had only two fingers and two toes. Not much else of his powers
were shown. He may or may not have had enhanced strength and durability.
--X-Statix#13 (14
Surrender Monkey
Brad Bentley was a C. I. A. agent sent to France during Operation:
Camembert, a mission by the United States to turn public opinion against
counties who opposed war in the Middle East. During his stay in France, Brad
fell in love with the country: its wines, its romance, its...nudity. He then
used the alias of Edouard Pompidou and went rogue from the C. I. A.,
becoming a hero in France under the name of Surrender Monkey, claiming that
he had the mutant power to always know the best time to surrender. Soon
after, Surrender Monkey came to the attention of Europan government agents
Dicky and Reggie, who recruited the Monkey into the newly-formed
anti-X-Statix group, the Euro-Trash. He joined the Euro-Trash on their first
mission to kidnap Henrietta Hunter and part of the way through their battle
with X-Statix, Surrender Monkey suggested that they retreat into a nearby
X-Statix Store with Henrietta in tow. When X-Statix eventually stormed the
store, Surrender Monkey apparently had his neck broken and was killed along
with the rest of the team. However, he resurfaced soon after at the Church
of the Naked Truth in France, where he convinced the head of the Church to
re-clothe himself. Unfortunately for him, a battle erupted at the Church
between Iron Man and the X-Statix member, Mister Sensitive, which resulted
in the Churchgoers discovery of their leader wearing clothes. Angry at their
leader, the followers turned on their leader and Surrender Monkey, ripping
off their clothing and revealing Brad's identity to Iron Man and Mister
Sensitive.
--X-Statix#13 (14, 24,
The Wall
The Wall, a.k.a. Günter Gross, was a mutant from Berlin, Germany. He was
a writer and protestor until part of the Berlin Wall fell on top of him,
activating his mutant power. He rose as a living wall. He was the first to
attack during the kidnapping of Henrietta Hunter, and later held Henrietta
hostage in the X-Statix Store. During X-Statix's rescue of Henrietta, the
Wall was blown to pieces by an energy blast from the Anarchist.
He possessed superhuman size and strength, and a rock-like form which could
be used to form barriers to entrances, etc.
--X-Statix#13 (14
Dicky and Reggie were the two Europan government agents who assembled Euro-Trash.
They were most likely responsible for the first death of Henrietta Hunter.
Before assembling Euro-Trash, they hired an assassin to kill Henrietta Hunter
in Los Angeles, but had their attempt foiled mostly by Doop. After that failure,
the two decided to take matters into their own hands, which conveniently
coincided with Spike Freeman arriving in Europa. Spike showed them footage
of foreign mutants they could use to form a team, which they did. On their
first mission, Dicky and Reggie sent Euro-Trash to kidnap Henrietta and hold
her hostage in the X-Statix Store. X-Statix unfortunately saved her and killed
the whole team, causing Reggie to have a heart attack. As Reggie recovered
from the heart attack, he instructed Dicky about the whereabouts of documents
that would connect X-Statix to Saddam Hussein. As Dicky left to find the
documents, an assassin crept into Reggie's room and him suffocated with a
pillow. After finding the documents, Dicky passed them on to Lacuna, hoping
she would reveal them to the public.
Dickey -- X-Statix#13 (16
Reggie --X-Statix#13 (14, 16d images: (without ads) Other appearances:
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04/27/06
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