
RECORDER
(unrevealed
designation)
Real Name: Recorder (numerical designation
unrevealed)
Identity/Class: Extraterrestrial
(Rigellian) android (Recorder)
Occupation: Recorder of data, "would-be robot
overlord with knowledge of things to come" (from
narrative in Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#5)
Group Membership: Recorders of Rigel/Rigellian Intergalactic Survey
Affiliations: Crazy Gang (Executioner, Jester, Knave, Red Queen, Tweedle-Dope), Evil Deadpool;Enemies: Deadpool,
Solo;
presumably the Beyond Corporation, whoever hired the
Mercs for Money to steal the Recorder from the Beyond Corporation
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: "Chatty Cathy" (from Deadpool)
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Base of Operations: Unrevealed; First Appearance: Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#1 (April, 2016) Powers/Abilities: In addition to the
abilities detailed below, standard to all Recorders, this
Recorder apparently had its essence scattered across all space
and time and had knowledge of the past, present and future
across the space. It apparently enjoyed chaos, misery, tragedy and ruin, and
so used its knowledge to generate such states. (Per Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe I#9) - Recorders are humanoid-shaped androids constructed from some extraterrestrial ferrous alloy and designed for information-gathering and analysis. Recorders' information-gathering instrumentation is located in their head components, and is analogous to eye and ear placement on humanoid beings. The eyes of the Recorder takes in data across the whole electromagnetic spectrum (radio to gamma rays), not simply the visual portion of the spectrum. Their auditory units are vastly superhuman; they can register sounds from .3 to 150 deciBel (see comments). Recorders also possesses pico-processors, the olfactory register of which covers almost 90 mega-cubits of data space. The sampling rate for average events is every .01 seconds; for relatively more interesting events it is .001 seconds. Recorders'
computer fluid resolution data/pico-processing system fill the
entire chest cavity and have massive data storage capacity (see
comments). Recorder units are equipped with vocoders permitting them to communicate verbally, and are able to understand and speak over 11,000 languages spoken throughout the Milky Way Galaxy (covering at least 96,000 cultures) and others explored by the Rigellians. Height: Unrevealed (presumably 6' is standard for Recorders)Weight: Unrevealed (presumably 275 lbs. is standard for Recorders) Eyes: Solid white Hair: None |
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Perhaps
there was a glitch in this Recorder's design, but from his
earliest days, he knew that he was destined for something
more. He witnessed events that could only be classified as miracles, but for every miracle he observed, he beheld an equal number of tragedies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . On one of his expeditions, he encountered a celestial event unlike anything any of his observant brethren had ever analyzed. The sense of destiny that he had experienced upon his creation drove him farther than was safe. He discovered a rift in reality, a storm that hurled him through time and space. ![]() Although it was an excruciating ordeal to have his mind and body scattered throughout time, he later considered it worth it for all the data he had collected. He felt that he had witnessed everything that had passed or would pass, and the illusion of time unfurled before him. In this, the Recorder believed that he had seen his own greatness take shape, "My path was set before me...the miracles and the tragedies...and my place among them." |
(Deadpool and the Mercs for
Money I#1 (fb) - BTS) - Under unrevealed circumstances, the
Recorder was broken into pieces, and he neded up in case
partially filled with computer parks that was in the
possession of the Beyond Corporation for an unrevealed
duration.The Recorders' existence and location became known to unspecified parties.
Other parties (possibly the Recorder itself), hired the
Crazy Gang to slay whoever had hired the Mercs for Money and
to take the package from them. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#4 (fb) - BTS) - At some point, the
Recorder contacted Evil Deadpool and forged an alliance with
him. (Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#1) - After they slaughtered the guards, they took the package on their new small airship to the rendezvous point, where they found that their employers had been killed, after which the Crazy Gang attacked. After some battle, the Mercs escaped, regrouped at their secret base and opened the box, discovering a disassembled Recorder android that spouted a number of predictions (I don't believe any of them recognized it as anything more than a robot initially). ' As someone had paid them a lot to recover the package and then someone else had paid the Crazy Gang to kill them and take it, Deadpool resolved to sell the android for more profit. (Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#2 - BTS) - Various parties hired Crossfire, Lord Deathstrike, Puma & Taskmaster to retrieve/steal the package from the Mercs for Money. (Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#2 (fb) - BTS) - There was a lot of chatter about the Recorder on the super-villain message boards. |
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(Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#2 - BTS) - Deadpool and Slapstick took down Crime Master and his agents Blood Spider (Mike Bingham), Death-Shield (Tim Karlskin) and Jagged Arrow (Joe Emberlin), who sought to force them to give up the Recorder. Meanwhile Foolkiller and Solo met with Caroline Le Fay (backed by Scorpia and Titania), who gave them tea laced with a truth serum to force them to tell her all about the robot, after which she revealed to them that it was a very special Rigellian Recorder and that she wished to purchase it to escalate her plans for global destruction. Meanwhile, Terror and Masacre met with Mephisto, who offered them their heart's desire for the Recorder. Ultimately, Deadpool resolved to instead auction off the Recorder. As Taskmaster monitored Deadpool, Evil Deadpool confronted him, noting that they could team up to and split the profits but that they should just kill each other. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#3) - The Mercs put on suits and catered to
a crowd of criminals at the auction, including Baylee Ann, Armadillo, Baron Zemo, Brain Drain, Charlie Chainsaw, Crime Master, Death Adder, Dr. Bong, Dr. Rot, a Doombot, Hammerhead, Hobgoblin, Jack O’Lantern, Kingpin, Caroline Le Fey, Leader, Lord Deathstrike, Mephisto, Mole Man and the Moloids, Norman Osborn, Sandman, Scarecrow, members of the Secret
Empire, Skrulls, Swarm, Tater Pud, Tiger Shark, Vulture, the Wrecking Crew
(Bulldozer, Thunderball, Wrecker, Piledriver); and possibly
the Grey Gargoyle, Razor Fist and others. The Recorder briefly had the tape removed from its mouth to demonstrate its predictions, which led to a bidding war. When a fight broke out among the criminals, the Mercs got the Recorder out of there, and when Lord Deathstrike attempted to steal the Recorder, Rocksalt blasted Deathstrike, after which agreed to sell it to the Ozarks Kingpin, soon loading the robot into the Highwayman’s truck, with the Mercs for Money providing security for the transport. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#5 (fb) - BTS) - At some point, the
Recorder contacted/hired the Crazy Gang to aid Evil Deadpool
against the Mercs for Money. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#4) - As Masacre watched over the Recorder
in the Highwayman’s rig's cargo hold, the Mercs for Money
fought off Big Wheel, the Hand, the Orb and Slayback. At a local
truck stop, they were attacked by Taskmaster, the Zapata
Brothers, and Bruiser. After Slapstick took out the Zapata
Brothers and Deadpool dropped Taskmaster, the Highwayman
smashed his rig into Bruiser, after which the Mercs departed
in his truck, unaware that Evil Deadpool was in the back
with the Recorder, having slipped in with the Recorder's
guidance. Evil Deadpool asked what was the plan, and the
Recorder told him that once they reached their destination,
they would kill the mercs. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#5) - After detailing his origins, the
Recorder insisted to Evil Deadpool that they could only act
at the pre-ordained time, which was drawing closer. He
further informed Evil Deadpool that he had arranged for some
assistance in the coming battle. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#5 - BTS) - As the Mercs, with the Highwayman,
prepared to deliver the Recorder to the Ozarks Kingpin, the
Crazy Gang and Evil Deadpool attacked, and a fight broke
out. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#5) - Advised by Solo, Deadpool resolved to
destroy the Recorder so no one could have it. As Deadpool
approached, the Recorder predicted that Deadpool would
destroy him and fulfill his destiny. When Deadpool asked the
Recorder to confirm that he was behind at least some of this
encounter, the Recorder told him, "Throughout
countless timelines...misery...tragedy...ruin...these
things were constant...these things brought me comfort."
Tell the Recorder that he would therefore love this,
Deadpool through a grenade into the container and got a safe
distance away before the powerful explosion, which destroyed
the truck. (Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#5 (fb) - BTS) - Evil Deadpool escaped during the distraction of the explosion. (Deadpool and the
Mercs for Money I#5 - BTS) - Deadpool convinced the Ozarks
Kingpin that the Recorder was nothing but trouble and had
likely spread rumors of its existence to start an avalanche
of gratuitious violence and bloodshed. Having only wanted to
make certain that his enemies did not obtain the Recorder,
the Ozarks Kingpin was satisfied to let the breach of
contract drop. (Deadpool and the Mercs for Money I#5 - BTS) - The Recorder's younger self witnessed the demise of his older self, which loops back to here. |
Comments: Created by Cullen Bunn and Salvador Espin.
Why
not give the Recorder a numeric designation during its
origin sequence? The perfect opportunity was in #5 when it
related its origins to Evil Deadpool...squandered...Maybe
Cullen will pick the character back up at some point and
give him a designation.
The units and descriptions for superhuman hearing ranges noted in Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe for beings such as Daredevil, the Recorders, etc. has been called into question. This is not an area of medicine in which I was trained, and so I honestly have no idea how to resolve it.
When the original handbooks came out,
they were reported as being able to store 40 terabytes of data, which
was an insane amount of data capacity back in 1982. I don't know what it
is now, but I am certain it is orders of magnitude greater than 40
terabytes.
Terabytes are 1012 , so perhaps now we are
dealing with petabytes (1015), exabytes (1018), zettabytes (1021), or yottabytes (1024)?
Additionally, technology has improved so much in the
subsequent time that data storage, etc. is not particularly space
occupying, so I'm not sure that Recorders still have their entire chest
filled with datastorage equipment.
I would have liked to have included all
of the predictions that the Recorder had rattled off, but my time was
very limited as I wrote this profile. Maybe I'll circle back and add
them at some point.
I enjoy Cullen Bunn and Gerry
Duggan as writers, but how Foolkiller (Greg Salinger) joins a team of
super-mercenaries is beyond me...not a a great understanding of the
character or his motivations.
This profile was
completed 10/12/2025, but its publication was delayed as it was intended
for the Appendix 25th anniversary 's celebratory event.
Profile by Snood.
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(without ads)First posted: 09/24/2026
Last updated: 10/14/2025
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