JOHN THE SKRULL
Real
Name: Unrevealed
Identity/Class: Extraterrestrial (Skrull)
Occupation: Government operative;
formerly infiltrator, spy, musician
Group Membership: M.I.13 (Peter Wisdom, Captain
Midlands/Sid Ridley, Maureen Raven, O/Oliver
Orwell, Tink, others);
formerly Skrull Beatles (Skrull
George, Skrull Paul, Skrull
Ringo)
Affiliations: Alistaire Stuart, Captain Britain (Brian Braddock), Dai Thomas, Shang-Chi
Enemies: Martian Master (Earth-691),
James Ransom, Skrulls, Super Skrulls, Y
Ddraig Goch;
formerly Otherworld fairies, Oberon
Known Relatives: Boko (possibly spouse - see comments)
Aliases: John Lennon, Merlyn, "unreal person"
Base of Operations: MI-13 HQ, London
First Appearance: Wisdom#1 (January 2007)
Powers/Abilities: John was a shapeshifter, capable of assuming virtually any form he desired. By growing wings he could fly. For his Otherworld mission he used a watch-shaped plasma-holoprojector which allowed him to fake magical powers.
Height: Variable;
(as John) 5'10"
Weight: Unrevealed, possibly variable
Eyes: Variable; (as John)
Brown
Hair: Variable; (as John) Brown
History:
(Wisdom#2 (fb) - see comments) - John was one of
four Skrull infiltrators sent to Earth to replace the band the
Beatles and through that deception take over the planet; in John's
case, he took on the identity of John Lennon. However, as time
passed the Earth and their disguises started to rub off on them,
especially after they lost contact with their superiors. While
working with Skrull Paul on composing a song, John told him that
he wanted to do more than just an alien invasion, noting
derisively that "Gerry and the f***ing Skrull Pacemakers" could do
an alien invasion. Paul told to sell the idea to their bosses, if
he could find them.
As time progressed the group began to drift apart; Skrull George
decided to go on a pilgrimage with the Dread Dormammu, Skrull
Ringo realized he liked money and power, and John got into a
relationship with Captain Boko of the Free Kree Liberation Army.
(Wisdom#1
(fb) - BTS) - Eventually John went to work for MI-13, the arm
of British intelligence that dealt with the weird, supernatural,
superhuman and alien.
(Captain Britain and MI13#4 (fb) - BTS) - He joined because there were a lot of threats to his adopted country that only he could see.
(Wisdom#1) -
John was assigned to Pete Wisdom's unit. After several attacks on the
U.K. from Otherworld fairies they were assigned to hit back and try to
end the conflict. John listened to his fairy teammate Tink, an exile
from Otherworld, mention that this would be awkward in a manner that
made it clear she didn't care, John noted they had a collective
consciousness back where he came from. When Tink checked that he meant
the Skrull homeworld, John quipped "Liverpool, on a Friday night." After
a quick briefing by Wisdom, the team were outfitted with specialized
gear by the quartermaster O, who gave John a plasma-holoprojector so he
could fake magical abilities.
Deployed to Otherworld the team hit a fairy hillfort. During the assault
John impersonated Merlyn, using the projector to make doves appear, and
tricking the confused fairies into dropping their guard long enough for
Tink to gun them down. Once the battle ended the team's telepath,
Maureen Raven, tried to locate a child that had been kidnapped during
one of the incursions, finally locating the infant with the fairy king
Oberon, but he sensed her presence and teleported the entire team to
him. Surrounded, the team began to desperately fight, but Oberon called
a halt to hostilities and after a short discussion a truce was arranged
via Wisdom agreeing to marry Oberon's daughter, who turned out to be
Tink. Following this, the team returned to Earth.
(Wisdom#2) - The team
was sent to Pantagruel Army Camp in Wiltshire, where top secret
weapons were being tested, because there and in the nearby Pantagruel
Village residents were suffering from repeated horrific dreams it was
driving everyone out. John and teammate Captain Midlands met with the
Parish Council, who blamed everything on the military, but the meeting
was disrupted when a squaddie outside started firing a machine gun
wildly. The two agents ran outside to stop him, but Wisdom brought him
down first. The team accompanied the squaddie to the hospital, where
he informed them that he had thought he was dreaming. Raven tapped
into the man's mind to learn more, but this triggered intense waking
dreams on everyone else, with John recalling his days with the Skrull
Beatles, prompting him to wonder about giving Skrull Paul a call, then
reject the idea. Resisting the dream, Wisdom learned that the weapon
being tested, a sonic weapon which had been blasting into the ground
had disturbed the ancient giant Pantagruel, and her dreams were
broadcasting out to everyone in the vicinity, triggering the
illusions; Raven's psychic probe had then kicked things into
overdrive. Wisdom organized the team to try and combine minds and
broadcast in the other direction to send Pantagruel back to sleep, but
John wanted to do more than just keep a sleeping giant sleeping, and
instead woke Pantagruel. Unfortunately, as Pantagruel rose from the
ground, she took the village built on top of him with him, and
additionally two other giants who had been buried by whomever
contained Pantagruel also woke, intent on stopping her. As the giants
began battling, unlucky bystanders caught on them as they rose began
to fall, so John grew wings and joined Tink in rescuing them. Winning
the fight, Pantagruel wandered into the sea, heading towards Greenland
and taking army base, the village and villagers with her. Once she hit
international waters Wisdom announced she was out of their
jurisdiction and the MI-13 team took a helicopter back to the
mainland, with John insisting on singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" as
they watched the giant wading through the sea.
(Wisdom#3) -
MI-13 was sent to deal with the problem of Y Ddraig Goch, the ancient
Welsh dragon of myth who had taken human form, forgotten his true
identity and become a crimelord. Sending in their ally Shang-Chi into
the pub where the dragon was to waken his memories, Wisdom assigned
John, Tink and Captain Midlands to watch from a nearby bed and
breakfast, the "Gruffydd Yonge," serving as "observation post one" while
he and Maureen took up position in "observation post two." With it being
increasingly obvious to everyone that Wisdom was having an affair with
Maureen behind Tink's back, as the two teams headed to their positions
John noted that about "what a coincidence" it was that Tink was with his
group; annoyed, she told him to shut up, "unreal person." In the room
Tink confessed to her teammates that she wished Wisdom would just tell
her about the affair, but she suspected he was worried she'd tell her
father and so restart the war, and complained that he thought so little
of her it was like she wasn't real. Waxing philosophical, John told her
that being real wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and that living like
Wisdom, always worried about potential repercussions to his actions, was
not living like a real person. Realizing how deep he'd just been, he
joked that they should put a copy of him in every hotel room, then told
Tink that the only decision she had to make was for the fairy to leave
the boy who wouldn't grow up. That, and whether Tink thought shagging
him was out of the question.
Back in the pub, Shang-Chi was fighting Y
Ddraig Goch, a battle that triggered the latter into transforming back
into his dragon form, draining energy from everyone in the surrounding
city to do so. As a result John and all the others abruptly fell asleep,
but woke a few minutes later as the fight headed out into the skies
above the city. Again growing wings, John joined Tink in flying to where
the dragon had just crash-landed into the hotel Wisdom and Maureen had
been in; while no one was injured, the smashed roof provided a clear
view of Wisdom and Maureen waking up from sleeping spooned together,
prompting her to take John's advice and break from Wisdom (though she
didn't tell Oberon, in order to maintain the peace).
(Wisdom#4 (fb) - BTS) - On
the rebound, Tink apparently began a casual sexual relationship with
John.
(Wisdom#4 (fb)) - While
half-listening to O explain to them that his instruments were showing
the barriers between their universe and another was weakening, Tink made
a cutting joke about Wisdom's dishonesty and John asked her if she was
doing anything later; she responded "you, probably, unless I'm happy and
sober." Apparently fine with being the rebound sex, John responded that
all donations were gratefully accepted. O concluded his briefing by
informing the team that there was something triggering the devices that
traced the same route around Whitechapel in London several times a week.
Visiting the area the team realized that the pattern fitted the
Rippermania Walking Tour that professional guide James Ransom regularly
held. As the team followed him on his tour, Maureen took umbrage at how
he disparaged the Ripper's victims so she confronted him; as she did,
the energy detector O had given Wisdom spiked, confirming Ransom to be
the source. Wisdom dismissed the team, telling them he'd give O the
readings to interpret, but back at their residences the two female team
members were attacked by alternate reality versions of Jack the Ripper.
Concluding Ransom had somehow sent them, the team took him into custody,
but back in the lab O confirmed the energy readings were continuing and
growing, concluding that Ransom was unconsciously using powers he didn't
know he had to bring Rippers from across the multiverse to their
reality. With dozens of energy spikes detected across London, Wisdom
ordered the team to split up and hunt down as many Rippers as possible.
Arriving in Oxford Circus, John dealt with one of the more unusual ones,
an ape with a razor blade. As he manifested tentacles to capture it, he
opined that fighting a monkey in Oxford Circus was like a metaphor for
when he was in the band, adding that thought he was beginning to miss
Skrull Paul.
(Wisdom#4 - BTS) -
While they were dealing with the Rippers, Maureen telepathically
interrogated Ransom, shutting down his powers temporarily to prevent
more coming through, but then discovering he had been given his powers
by tentacled beings from another reality.
(Wisdom#5 - BTS) -
MI-5 kidnapped Maureen because her discovery tied to intelligence MI-5
had obtained some time ago but kept to themselves relating to a
possible incursion from Martians invaders from another reality. Unable
to track her down another way, the next morning Wisdom decided to use
the link she'd forged with Ransom to locate her, but when he took
Ransom out of custody the Ripperologist demonstrated his increasing
control of his powers by using them to break out.
(Wisdom#5) - Unaware
of all of this, John
joined Tink and Captain Midlands in the MI-13 Ops Room, waiting
instructions while Wisdom was elsewhere. Though he hadn't told them
the situation, each sensed something was wrong in the world. Concerned
that something alien was happening, John called Skrull Paul, asked him
if they liked Earth enough to defend it, and suggested they get the
band back together.
(Wisdom#5 - BTS) - Ransom took Maureen from MI-5 and used
her telepathic powers to open a portal to Earth-691, allowing the
Martian Masters who had conquered that world to launch a full
scale invasion of Earth-616.
(Wisdom#6)
- The Skrull Beatles reformed and assisted MI-13 in fighting the
Martian Masters. Growing wings, they attacked the Martian war
machines from the air, but were driven back by heat rays. As they
dodged the attacks, one of them told John that they were meant to be
the alien invaders, adding that the Martians were taking a right
liberty by jumping in. As the battle progressed they worked together
to topple war machines, and Skrull George asked the others if they
would still be the Skrull Beatles when it was all over; to this John
stated he quite fancied becoming the Skrull Monkees for a bit, Ringo
agreed that the dialogue would be easier, and Paul agreed only so
long as he could be Peter Tork.
Wisdom and recently arrived hero Captain Britain rescued Maureen from the Martians but the link she had forged between realities remained open. With the Martians' seemingly endless numbers slowly winning the day for them, John and the other Skrulls assembled with the MI-13 team in a warehouse to discuss what to do. O confirmed that they could not shut the gateway unless Maureen died, so she asked Wisdom to take her to the roof so she could say farewell before he killed her. With Maureen's death the Martian tripods all immediately disappeared back to their reality, leaving behind a devastated London. Watching sadly as Wisdom cradled Maureen's corpse, John quoted real Beatles' song The End, "And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."
(Captain Britain and MI13#2 (fb) - BTS) - Tink quit
MI-13 and went back to Otherworld.
(Captain Britain and MI13#1 (fb) - BTS) - When a
long-term Skrull plot to infiltrate Earth's institutions and
superhero teams was exposed, the Skrull "secret invasion" went
hot, with Skrulls forces attacking worldwide. John's
infiltration mission pre-dated this newer one by decades, and
Wisdom trusted that his loyalties now resided with Earth and
MI-13. However, Wisdom suspected others might be Skrulls, in
particular his boss, Joint Intelligence Committee chair Sir
Mortimer Grimsdale. With regular detection devices useless,
Wisdom decided to use John to test Grimsdale, but needed to
lure him close enough to John for the Beatle to be able to
sense if he was a fellow Skrull.
(Captain Britain and MI13#1)
- Faking being a prisoner, John was visited in his cell by
Grimsdale. When Grimsdale
stepped up to shoot John himself, the Beatle confirmed
Wisdom's suspicions were correct, and Wisdom killed the
infiltrator on the spot. As John was released from his
restraints Wisdom confirmed the other infiltrators had all
come out of hiding when the war started, but Grimsdale had
not, intent on killing the "traitor" John.
John later joined Wisdom, Captain Britain and Alistaire Stuart
at a briefing with the Prime Minister. Hearing the invaders
seemed to be concentrating on the Cheviot Hills, Captain
Britain realized they were targeting the Siege Perilous,
through which they could access Otherworld. John noted that
"your new extremist model Skrull" was all about taking for
themselves what others had, and Wisdom concluded that they
must be after Britain's magic, which they could take for
themselves if they controlled Otherworld. The Prime Minister
immediately deployed John, Wisdom, Captain Britain and the
speedster superhero Spitfire to stop them. They took a
helicopter to the site, but it was shot down by enemy
Super-Skrulls, forcing John to grow bat-wings to land safely.
As one of their assailants stated the extremist Skrull mantra
"He loves you" John responded "yeah, yeah, yeah," and asked
them whether they were copying the powers of anyone he could
fight, like Abba or Frankie Goes to Hollywood. The Earth
heroes battled and killed the two Super-Skrulls, but then John
heard one of their communicators mention that a missile had
been launched, and realized their foes had been trying to keep
them there to be killed by the incoming strike. Spitfire
snatched John up and carried him away at high speed to a safe
distance away. Trying to prevent the Siege Perilous being
destroyed, Captain Britain attempted to stop the missile and
was killed.
(Captain Britain and MI13#2) - With the main access
to Otherworld destroyed, Wisdom called on Tink for aid.
Teleported in, she took John, Wisdom and Spitfire to her
realm, which like Earth was under Skrull attack. Tink took
them to her father, who was closing the doors to other realms
so the Skrulls could not use Otherworld to attack them too.
Oberon told them that a small hope had materialized, and
directed them to a cave which proved to contain a rock in
which Excalibur was impaled. Wisdom suggested they try to pull
it out, so John attempted, but as expected it didn't budge,
which John attributed to it not being willing to work for
aliens or Scousers (people from Liverpool). John made an
unsuccessful attempt to, just before they were found and
attacked by more Super-Skrulls.
(Captain Britain and MI13#3) - Moving at superspeed Spitfire evacuated Wisdom and went back for John. Now facing dozens of Super-Skrulls solo, John defiantly told them he could change back into Skrull form and try and hide among them, maybe surviving for a few more minutes, but he refused to die looking like them, one of the fascists who'd made Skrullkind look like morons. Spitfire returned to help, and as they desperately fought a powerful wind rose up momentarily, heralding Merlyn bringing Captain Britain back to life. Massively outnumbered, John and Spitfire were about to be shot when someone else entered the cave, diverting the invaders' attention.
(
Captain Britain
and MI13#4 (fb)) - The new
arrival was the reborn
Captain Britain, who
pulled Excalibur from the
stone and used it to kill
the Skrulls threatening
John and Spitfire. After
checking on their welfare
he raced back to Earth to
retrieve Otherworld's
stolen magic and stop the
invaders there.
Unfortunately, as John and
Spitfire exited the cave
they were confronted by
more Skrulls and
captured.
(Captain Britain and MI13#4)
- They were imprisoned alongside Wisdom and Tink.
The Skrull force's commander informed them that
they would need local leaders willing to work with
them to run Earth and Otherworld, and told them
that if they swore allegiance to the Skrull Empire
he would let them live. John derisively noted that
"terms and conditions" applied to this offer, and
demanded to know if there was a place for
silliness in their fascist world, asking the
commander if they had anything for him. In
response the Skrull shot him dead. Moments later
dark magical forces including the demon Satannish
that Wisdom had unleashed while separated from the
others attacked and slaughtered the invaders.
Seeing John's murderer among the dead, the still
bound Spitfire damned him for being dead, saying
she'd wanted to kill him. Wisdom chastized her for
saying that, glanced at John's corpse, and noted
"He was mine." As a boon for being released by
Wisdom Satannish offered one wish. Making it clear
that if he'd been given two he would have
resurrected John or his other dead loved ones,
Wisdom asked for the Skrulls to be gone, and
Satannish incinerated all the Skrulls in the
British Isles. Returning to Earth with John's
body, Wisdom wondered what would honor him,
especially now he'd killed all of John's people.
(Captain Britain and MI13#7) - When the demon Plokta
tried to trap Wisdom with in an illusion of an ideal world
where his wishes came true, he found himself in a world where
the people he cared about who had died were all alive and
well, including John. Snapped out of the illusion by the Black
Knight, Wisdom told his rescuer he'd just been thinking of an
old friend.
(X-Men Legacy II#14) - Some
time later the mutant Legion assailed Wisdom with psychic visions of
everyone he'd ever loved and lost, which included John.
Comments: Created by Paul Cornell, Trevor Hairsine and Paul Neary.
Since the flashback in Wisdom#2 was a waking
dream / illusion triggered by the sleeping giants it's impossible to be
sure these were completely accurate memories; they may have been
distorted, or even outright fictions.
She's only mentioned in the flashback in
Wisdom#2, but since Captain Boko of the Free Kree Liberation Army fills
the same role in the Skrull Beatles as Yoko Ono did with the real
Beatles, it's possible she and John got married, just like the real John
Lennon did with Yoko Ono.
This profile was completed on 09/28/2026, but its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 25th anniversary's celebratory event to represent
Profile by Loki.
CLARIFICATIONS:
John the Skrull has no known connections to:
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The Skrull Beatles were quartet of alien infiltrators sent to Earth to impersonate and replace the popular musicians, but after apparently losing contact with their bosses they soon went native, decided they quite liked Earth as it was, and eventually split up. They later temporarily reformed to battle the invading Martian Masters. They were allegedly killed by British
intelligence when the Skrull Secret Invasion stopped being
secret and became a full scale war, though since that was said
by John to a Skrull spy while John was faking being a prisoner,
there is a chance this was a lie. --Wisdom#2 (fb), 6, Captain Britain and
MI13#1-BTS
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Boko was a captain in the Free Kree Liberation Army who had a relationship for a while with John the Skrull. --Wisdom#6
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images: (without ads)
Wisdom#6, p7, pan2 (ain image)
Wisdom#1,
p14, pan2 (as Merlyn)
Wisdom#4,
p16, pan1-2 (capturing the ape Ripper)
Wisdom#6, p14, pan4 (downing a tripod)
Captain Britain and MI13#1, p17, pan4 (with batwings and
tentacles)
Captain Britain and MI13#4, p7, pan2-4 (death)
Wisdom#6, p3, pan1 (Skrull Beatles)
Wisdom#2, p9, pan4 (Boko)
Appearances:
Wisdom#1 (January 2007) - Paul
Cornell (writer), Trevor Hairsine (pencils, inks), Paul Neary (inks),
Nick Lowe (editor)
Wisdom#2 (February
2007) - Paul Cornell (writer), Trevor Hairsine (pencils),
Paul Neary (inks), Nick Lowe (editor)
Wisdom#3-6 (April-July
2007) - Paul Cornell (writer), Mark Garcia (pencils, inks),
Mark Farmer (inks), Nick Lowe (editor)
Captain Britain and MI13#1-2 (July-August 2008) - Paul Cornell
(writer), Leonard Kirk (pencils), Jesse Delperdang (inks), Nick Lowe
(editor)
Captain
Britain and MI13#3 (September 2008) - Paul Cornell (writer), Leonard
Kirk (pencils), Jesse Delperdang & Scott Hanna (inks),
Nick Lowe (editor)
Captain Britain and
MI13#4 (October 2008) - Paul Cornell (writer), Leonard Kirk
(pencils), Jesse Delperdang (inks), Nick Lowe (editor).
First Posted: 09/29/2026
Last updated: 09/28/2026
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