ARCHIE THE GRUESOME
Real Name: Archie (last name unrevealed)
Identity/Class: Human (World War II era)
Occupation: US military medic;
former street cleaner
Group Membership: Crazy S.U.E.S. (Specialized Unit, Enhanced Soldiers) (Blue
Diamond/Elton Morrow, Bucky/James Barnes, Sgt. Byrd, Captain
America/Steve Rogers, Captain
Flame/Frank Cortez, Davey Drew,
the Fin/Peter Noble, "Flash"
Foster, Invisible Man/Leonard Gade, Doug "Jap-Buster" Johnson, Albert
"Slow Motion" Jones, Merzah
the Mystic, Moon-Man/Larry,
Capt. Bob Strong, Jim "Taxi" Taylor, Vagabond/Pat Murphy, Victory
Boys/Piotr & others, Young
Affiliations: The Crazy S.U.E.S.
Joe, Nazi soldiers
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: "Arch," "Archie de Gruesome," "Archy the Gruesome," "Punk"
Base of Operations: Mobile throughout Europe;
formerly New York, USA
First Appearance: Comedy Comics I#10 (June,
Powers/Abilities: Archie the Gruesome did not
possess any superhuman powers but he was quite swift and brave for a
man his age and build. He was adept at fisticuffs (especially at using
his trademarked "Piston-Punch") and was a very skilled military medic,
if a little on the slow-witted side.
Originally in battle, Archie wielded his street-sweeping broom and shovel to "clean up" crime.
He apparently suffered from vision issues, as he wore
glasses during his military service.
Height: 6'1" (by approximation)
Weight: 195 lbs. (by approximation)
Hair: Dark brown
History: (Comedy Comics I#10/3) - One day
June, 1942), while happily strolling down the street as part of his
street-cleaning territory, Archie was confronted by fellow street
cleaner Big Joe, who announced his plans to take over Archie's
territory. Reminding Big Joe that his territory was Grover Street,
Archie was nonetheless shoved and told that Archie's territory was
easier than Grover Street and Big Joe planned to take over the easier
territory. Insisting that Big Joe could muscle his way into his
territory, Archie removed his street-cleaning uniform to reveal the
costume of the heroic Archie the Gruesome. Confronting Big Joe as
Archie the Gruesome, Archie was laughed at, with Big Joe remarking on
how Archie must think he was some sort of comic book hero, but Archie
knocked Big Joe out with one punch and then swept the dust off of the
fallen Big Joe. Archie then dumped the unconscious Big Joe into his
rolling trash bin and commented on how Captain America would be proud
if he could see him.
Later, determined to get revenge on Archie, Big Joe
found Archie cleaning his street and pulled a fire alarm in order to
get Archie into trouble for a false alarm. As a fire engine rushed to
the scene, Archie noticed smoke coming from a building on his cleaning
route and donned his costume once more in an attempt to help. Rushing
to the building's top floor, Archie found a woman trying to put out a
large fire and when the fire engine arrived to see the nearby fire,
Archie jumped from the building's top floor with the woman and the duo
were safely rescued by the firemen. Becoming locally famous for the
rescue, Archie the Gruesome was asked to make a public appearance and
Archie commented on how he could entertain the public with his singing
voice. In another attempt to make Archie look bad, Big Joe came to the
theater to heckle Archie but Archie quickly recognized Joe's voice and
beat Big Joe senseless, humiliating Joe by knocking his head into a
painting of a female dancer.
The next morning, Archie reveled in the cleanliness
of his side of the street while Big Joe fumed at how dirty his Grover
Street territory was. Again thinking to humiliate Archie, Big Joe
dumped his garbage can along Archie's street and while Archie
subsequently re-cleaned his street, Big Joe began dumping more garbage
onto another street in Archie's territory. Unfortunately for Big Joe,
the mayor witnessed Joe dumping and reprimanded him for not keeping the
streets clean while Archie, on the other hand, was reprimanded by the
governor. Big Joe returned just in time to see the governor depart as a
fuming Archie jumped up and down on his broom in anger.
(All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#1 (fb) - BTS) - At
some point, Archie joined the military and was made a medic, shaving
off his mustache, donning glasses and joining the costumed unit, the
Crazy S.U.E.S. (Specialized Unit, Enhanced Soldiers).
(All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#3 (fb)) - On August 13, 1942, Archie accompanied the Crazy S.U.E.S. to Guadalcanal, where he was ordered into a trench by Sgt. Byrd to help treat the injured "Slow-Motion" Jones. Archie aided Jones as his teammate, Captain Flame, began to lose control of his fiery powers. As Captain Flame uncontrollably absorbed the energy of surrounding bombs, Archie and the other S.U.E.S. were ordered to get back.
(All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#4 (fb)) - Archie
joined the Crazy S.U.E.S. in the Pacific Theater during World War II,
where they fought off the Japanese army. When the Vagabond was shot
multiple times, Archie was summoned to try and save the Vagabond's life
but Vagabond ultimately died. After the Pacific Theater, Captain Flame
rejoined the Crazy S.U.E.S. and Archie read a Timely comic book
featuring himself while the group flew towards France, unaware that his
teammate "Slow-Motion" Jones considered him dumb. He soon parachuted
into the Sainte Mere Eglise village and regrouped with the other
S.U.E.S. as "Slow-Motion" Jones was trying to reassure the worrying
(All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#5 (fb)) - On July
7, 1944, Archie was with the Crazy S.U.E.S. in Bretteville-sur-Laise,
France as the group prepared to advance into the French countryside to
battle more German soldiers. After a fierce fight in Paris, Archie and
the other Crazy S.U.E.S. rode down the Champs Elysees to a large
(All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#1 (fb)) - Archie accompanied the Crazy S.U.E.S. into Saarlautern, Germany on December 6, 1944, where he helped hold fire while Captain Flame, the Young Avengers and Sgt. "Slow-Motion" Jones escorted the Victory Boys to the far side of Engelstrasse. When one of the Victory Boys, Piotr, was gravely wounded by a bomb, Archie came to Piotr's aid and the Young Avenger helped Archie tear cloth for bandages as Archie tended to Piotr's wounds. As Piotr's life began fading, the Young Avenger demanded Archie give Piotr morphine but Archie refused. The Young Avenger soon told Archie to fall back across the street as German soldiers neared, assuring Archie that he had done all he could for Piotr.
Comments: Created by an uncredited writer and artist.
While on the cover of Comedy Comics I#10, Archie wore
a blue shirt, red trunks & blue pants, he wore a red shirt, blue
trunks & yellow pants in the actual issue's story...
While not shown, it seems likely that Archie was with
the Crazy S.U.E.S. in France on August 29, 1944 when Captain Flame
seemingly died and several of the S.U.E.S. were hit by German soldiers.
His identifiable medic helmet was not shown to be on any of the
soldiers present during that mission but there was several soldiers
there who were not identifiable. Since the All-Winners Squad: Band of
Heroes mini-series was never completed, it was not clear if Archie
survived the war or if he was killed during a Crazy S.U.E.S. mission.
Until we know otherwise, I see no reason to assume Archie had died
during the War. On the other hand, the mini-series implied that many
Golden Age characters who had few comic book appearances had died in
battle and Archie did only have a single Golden Age appearance so by
that implication, it's also possible Archie did indeed die in combat...
Profile by Proto-Man.
Archie the Gruesome has no known connections to:
Big Joe was a fellow street cleaner who wished to
take over Archie's easier cleaning route. When he tried to force his
way into Archie's territory, Archie donned his Archie the Gruesome
costume and knocked Joe out, dumping him in his trash can. Later
attempting revenge on Archie, Big Joe pulled a fire alarm to get Archie
in trouble for calling a false alarm but Joe's attempt resulted in the
firemen finding an actual fire, in which Archie became locally famous
for saving a woman from the fire. Determined to humiliate Archie, Big
Joe later that night visited a theater where Archie was making a public
appearance and proceeded to heckle Archie until Archie beat Joe
senseless and knocked Joe into a painting of a dancing woman. The next
morning, Big Joe grumbled while cleaning his side of the streets then
decided to get at Archie by dumping his trash onto Archie's
newly-cleaned streets. Caught dumping a second load, Big Joe was
reprimanded by the mayor then went to check on Archie, finding him
being reprimanded as well by the governor. Big Joe then laughed at the
angry Archie, who jumped up and down on his broom in a fit of rage.
--Comedy Comics I#10
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Comedy Comics I#10, front cover (Archie the Gruesome battling criminals, main image)
Comedy Comics I#10, p16, pan3 (Archie, headshot)
Comedy Comics I#10, p12, pan1 (Archie the Gruesome in his civilian street cleaner uniform)
Comedy Comics I#10, p12, pan8 (Archie the Gruesome sweeping up crime)
Comedy Comics I#10, p13, pan7 (Archie running up a flight of stairs)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#1, p6, pan3 (military Archie headshot)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#4, p4, pan4 (Archie in military uniform)
Comedy Comics I#10, p15, pan2 (Big Joe)
Comedy Comics I#10 (June, 1942) - "Archie the Gruesome" story - uncredited writer & artist, Stan Lee (editor)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#1 (August, 2011) - Paul Jenkins (writer), Carmine di Giandomenico (art), Bill Rosemann, Alejandro Arbona (editors)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#3 (October, 2011) - Paul Jenkins (writer), Carmine di Giandomenico (art), Bill Rosemann, Alejandro Arbona (editors)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#4 (November, 2011) - Paul Jenkins (writer), Carmine di Giandomenico (art), Bill Rosemann, Alejandro Arbona (editors)
All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes#5 (December, 2011) - Paul Jenkins (writer), Carmine di Giandomenico (art), Bill Rosemann, Alejandro Arbona (editors)
First Posted: 07/29/2020
Last updated: 07/31/2020
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