DETECTIVE MARCHDETECTIVE MARCH
Real Name: (first name unrevealed) March
Identity/Class: Human
Occupation: Police detective
Group Membership: Los Angeles police department
Affiliations: Hawkeye (Clint Barton), Hawkeye (Kate Bishop), Kid Omega (Quentin Quire)
Enemies: Larry, an
unidentified Skrull posing as a mall Santa
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: "Officer Blart" (insult from Kid Omega)
Base of Operations: California, USA
First Appearance: Season's Beatings#1
(February, 2019)
Powers/Abilities: Detective March was a
skilled police detective with years of experience.
Height: 5'10" (by approximation)
Weight: 160 lbs. (by approximation)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown (graying at temples)
History: (Season's
Beatings#1/4 (fb) - BTS) - During the original west coast Avengers'
time in California, Hawkeye (Clint Barton) gave Detective March a
business card in case of trouble. Years later, after a mall Santa
turned up murdered, Det. March decided to call the number on the
business card, only to have it go to a laundromat. Det. March then
contacted the newest west coast Avengers branch for assistance.
(Season's Beatings#1/4) - Meeting Hawkeye (Kate
Bishop) at Kevin's restaurant, Det. March explained how he had
contacted Bishop's team after the business card he had received years
ago went to a laundromat. Hawkeye agreed to help in the investigation
but when Kid Omega insulted March and began making sarcastic comments
about being in a mall, Det. March asked Hawkeye if he would be going to
prison for shooting an Avenger. Det. March then led Hawkeye and Kid
Omega to the crime scene, where the mall Santa had been bludgeoned with
a giant candy cane. When Hawkeye asked if March had any leads, he
introduced her to Larry and a group of other potential mall Santas,
explaining that they had earlier fought over who got the job as Santa
and how they had all waited for the murdered Santa to get off his
shift. March then explained that none of the mall Santas were talking
and the only evidence was a blood-smeared candy cane with smudged
mitten prints on it. Admitting that CSI wasn't in their budget, March
remarked that one of the mall Santas was going down and that he only
needed the west coast Avengers to determine which one. March then sat
patiently as Kid Omega used his telepathic powers to scan the minds of
the mall Santas but Kid Omega's telepathic invasion of their Santas'
minds prompted the other mall Santas to attack Hawkeye. When the Santas
ran over March to get at Hawkeye, March was surprised at the strength
and speed of the running Santas, wondering if they had perhaps been
holding out all these years. Hawkeye quickly fought back, exposing one
of the mall Santas as an alien Skrull, much to March's shock. Following
the Skrull's defeat and subsequent arrest, March commended Hawkeye on
her work exposing the Skrull and gave her his card, remarking that she
was way better than the original Hawkeye and that he could now spend
the holidays watching college sports games stress-free.
Comments: Created by Jason Latour and Veronica
Fish.
Profile by Proto-Man.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Detective March has no known connections to:
images: (without ads)
Season's Beatings#1, p20, pan1 (Detective March, main image)
Season's Beatings#1, p20, pan5 (Detective March, headshot)
Appearances:
Season's Beatings#1 (February, 2019) - "Holi-La-La-Days" story - Jason
Latour (writer), Veronica Fish (art), Devin Lewis (editor)
First Posted: 03/13/2019
Last updated: 03/13/2019
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