Real Name: Unrevealed

Identity/Class: Extradimensional (Earth-89923) human

Occupation: Adventurer

Group Membership: None (see comments)

Affiliations: Just-A-League (A-Wet-Man, Blue Beatle, Flash in the Pan, Golly, Guy the Gardener, Hawk Mensch, Marshmallow Man Hunter, Mr. Bat-Mom, Plastelongatic Man, Superbman, Whatta-Woman), Wolverina

Enemies: Bland Canary, Land Shark, Lifeguard

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: None

Base of Operations: Wolverina's apartment somewhere in New York City

First Appearance: What The--?!#7 (April, 1990)

Powers/Abilities: She has no superhuman abilities, but she can fill out her costume pretty well, turn some people's heads (mostly males), figuratively stop a clock with her beauty and make promises she doesn't intend to keep.

Height: 5'1"(by approximation)
Weight: 101 lbs. (by approximation)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Platinum blonde


(What The--?!#7) - Ivory applied for membership with Just-A-League. Bland Canary was disgusted by her blatant attempt to become a member by acting like a floozy, but the male members of Just-A-League loved it.

(What The--?!#15 (fb) - BTS) - Ivory and Wolverina became roommates.

(What The--?!#15) - Ivory and Wolverina were sunbathing at the beach where all men were staring at them. The men ran away when the Land Shark attacked. Ivory suggested to use their feminine capabilities, but Land Shark hit them right through Lifeguard's stand. Ivory changed her original suggestion to trashing him, but the mere mention of getting trashed spurred Land Shark to tell his origin, which included him being mutated by drinking a shake sent to him by a comic company (it was the wrong package). Land Shark tossed Ivory into the water while he beat up Wolverina for making fun of his origin. Thinking for a second Ivory assessed that if an insult caused Land Shark's transformation a compliment could reverse it. She started flirting with him and when he reacted Wolverina joined her in her plan. Unable to take the positive attention he received Land Shark transformed back to his human self. Ivory had to hold back Wolverina from killing him afterward.

(What The--?!#15 - BTS) - The former Land Shark promised Wolverina and Ivory he would reform and get a job.

(What The--?!#15) - One week later Ivory and Wolverina were sunbathing again at the beach. When people started running away again they were shocked to see that the former Land Shark had returned and was trying to sell Grit magazines to everyone. They ran away as well.

Comments: Created by Scott Lobdell (writer) & Rurik Tyler (artist).

It was never revealed if Just-A-League actually let Ivory join them....but with her lack of any helpful abilities whatsoever for a heroic career I doubt it.

Just-A-League is a very obvious parody of DC's Justice League. Obvious jokes is what What The--?! was made of!

Profile by Markus Raymond.

Ivory has no known connection to:

images: (without ads)
What The--?!#7, p5, pan5 (main image)
What The--?!#15, p14, pan3 (on all fours)

What The--?!#7 (April, 1990) - Scott Lobdell (writer), RurikTyler (artist), Terry Kavanagh (editor)
What The--?!#15 (November, 1991) - Scott Lobdell (writer), Rurik Tyler (pencils), Kez Wilson (inks), Reneé Witterstaetter (editor)

Last updated: 04/25/15

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