Real Name: Unrevealed (possibly Benny Hana) 

Identity/Class: Human; possibly extradimensional (Earth-81978) (see Comments)

Occupation: Cook 

Group Membership: None

Affiliations: None 

Enemies: An unidentified (and unfortunate) street gang 

Known Relatives: None 

Aliases: None

Base of Operations: Unrevealed 

First Appearance: Crazy Magazine#78 (September, 1981)

Powers/Abilities: Benny-Hana was a lethal master of kitchen cutlery, especially the sharp blades used in cooking Japanese cuisine. His weapons could slice a men and guns into pieces with equal ease.

History: (Crazy Magazine#78) - A master of Japanese cooking, Benny-Hana used his skills and devastatingly sharp utensils to deliver fatal justice to street gangs and other criminals. 

Comments: Created by Paul Kirchner.

Benny-Hana was one of several heroes to appear in a four page feature in Crazy#78, titled "More Marvel Heroes Who Didn't Quite Make It," a follow-up feature to a similar entry in Crazy#71. While the Master List places him as coming from Earth-81978, there's nothing to rule him out from fitting in with Earth-616 (or having a counterpart there). Or maybe he's from the same reality as Teen Hulk and, presumably, the other Crazy regulars, Earth-80360. It's almost certainly a sign of my increasing insanity, but I'd personally love to see them all get introduced into the Marvel universe proper, possibly taking on the heroes who "didn't make the cut" from Marvel Year in Review '93, the Hostess villains, Crazy and Not Brand Ecch's regular characters (Obnoxio, Forbush Man, Behemoth Jack, Teen Hulk, Aunty Nuke, etc.), and all the other "fringeworthy" characters (such as Cougar or Puzzle Man). It's not like some of them haven't already made it into 616 (Phone Ranger, Lectronn, etc), and these guys are no more bizarre than many of the others who preceded them into 616 canon.

His name is a play on the Benihana chain of Japanese restaurants.

Profile by Loki.

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images: Crazy Magazine#78, p32, pan1 (main)

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Last updated: 02/17/14

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