Iron Dream (Reality-80360; Kinetic Kids foe)

iron_dream-80360-main IRON DREAM

Real Name: Unrevealed

Identity/Class: Alternate Reality (Earth-80360) human

Occupation: Student

Group Membership: Firefight Girls

Affiliations: None identified

Enemies: The Kinetic Kids (Brisbane, others)

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: "Big Ugly Pig Face Hog Monster," "Bride of a Blimposaurus," "Cow-Lipped Bag of Aerosol Cheese," "Porker," "Sister of a Fatto-Potamus," Tubbo-Morphic Inflato-Beast" (all taunts from the Kinetic Kids)

Base of Operations: Unrevealed

First Appearance: Crazy Magazine#74 (May, 1981)

Powers/Abilities: Iron Dream is a large and powerful warrior, experienced in multiple forms of martial arts, including hand-to-hand combat, as well as the use of bladed weapons, firearms and flame-throwers.

She also has access to at least four electric chairs.

Height: Unrevealed (approximately 6')
Weight: Unrevealed (approximately 190 lbs.)
Eyes: Unrevealed
Hair: Brown or red (it was a black and white comic
Unusual Features: She has three fingers and a thumb on each hand (as did the Kinetic Kids...possibly artistic license)

History:

(Crazy Magazine#74) - As the woman known only as Iron Dream walked down the street, the Kinetic Kids appreciated that she was a new girl in town, and they instantly and mercilessly derided her as being overweight (see aliases), culminating with one of them telling her that her mother cleaned her face with naval jelly.

Suddenly turning and confronting the Kinetic Kids, Iron Dream introduced herself, and at least one of the Kids recognized her as a Firefight Girl...presumably something akin to a militarized Girl Scouts...

    Iron Dream then proceeded to beat the crap out of the Kinetic Kids, punching and choking them, threatening them with a flame-thrower, twisting them and even subjecting them to an electric chair.

    Putting the Kinetic Kids to work washing dishes, Iron Dream continued to batter them.

Comments: Created by Stephen Mellor.

This profile was completed 02/15/2026, but its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 25^th anniversary 's celebratory event.
Thanks to Loki for recommending Iron Dream and providing the side-by-side images to better illustrate the combat sequence.

Profile by Snood.

CLARIFICATIONS:
Iron Dream should be distinguished from:

AMERICAN DREAM of Earth-982 (Shannon Carter) - Dream Team, Avengers, parents killed in car wreck, trained by Peggy Carter (paternal cousin), former tour guide to Avengers headquarters. Uses shield/disc of Captain America from Earth-Doom, wears stun discs on helmet --(Shannon) A-Next#1, (American Dream) #3
other "Iron"and/or "Dream" characters, groups, items, events, races or places...

images: (without ads)
Crazy Magazine#74, pg. 1, panel 3 (main);
       pg.2-3 (action comparison)
       pg. 3, panel 2 (choking);
          panel 2-4 (flame-thrower, Valkyrie-like, twisting)

Appearances:
Crazy Magazine#74 "Total War Thy Name is Female" (May, 1981) - Stephen Mellow (writer, artist),

First posted: 09/22/2026
Last updated: 02/15/2026

Any Additions/Corrections? please let me know.

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