
GOO-GUM
Real Name: Gooo-Gummm
Identity/Class: Alternate Reality (Earth-92157) mutated, semi-sentient confection
Occupation: Rampaging monster
Group Membership: None
Affiliations: None
Enemies: Ren Hoek,
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat, local militia/military
Known Relatives: Stimpy (creator)
Aliases: The Confection that Walked Like a Man, the
Double Bubble of Trouble
Base of Operations: Unrevealed
First Appearance: The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 (September, 1993)
Powers/Abilities: Large
and strong, Goo-Gum's gummy nature made him resistant to laser beams and
presumably blunt force.
However, forcing air into him could make him turn into a giant bubble that would pop, apparently terminating his existence.
History:
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 (fb) -
BTS) - After chewing a piece of M-16 Pete chewing gum, Ren or Stimpy
stuck it under a table.
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 (fb) -
BTS) - In the laboratory, Stimpy designed a Monstro-Ray, which turned
just about anything into a "large, hulkin', hideous beast."
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 - BTS) -
One night, Stimpy showed Ren his Monstro-Ray, demonstrating its power on
a prune danish, which promptly turned into an immense anthropomorphic
prune danish monster.
Devouring the monster, Ren chastised Stimpy for creating such a dangerous weapon and then shattered the Monstro-Ray.
However,
both Ren and Stimpy were unaware that the energies from the ray blast
had also struck a piece of gum stuck to the underside of the table.
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 (fb) - BTS) - The gum mutated into a monstrous creature that broke the table, shattered the wall and then smashed out of the lab.
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13 - BTS) - Returning home, Ren initially assumed this to have been the work of termites before going outside and seeing the monstrous gum creature.
(The Ren and Stimpy Show#13) - As the gum creature stated, "Gooo-Gummm," Ren realized this to have been the work of Stimpy's Monstro-Ray, and he called in the militia.
I estimate: 65 feet tall and 26.4 tons.
The math:
This is based on an equivalent human that's 6' tall and 220 lbs with a physique looking like the Rock.
Co-Pilot (for what it's worth) said:
"While extremes exist, the average male wrestler in major promotions like WWE or AEW typically stands around 6'0" to 6'3" (183–191 cm) and weighs 220–260 lbs (100–118 kg)."
Using a piece of classic Bazooka Gum:
Dimensions: 1.43" x 0.77" x 0.25" = 0.275 in³ in volume
Weight: 0.03 ounces.
Density: 0.275 in³ / 0.03 oz = 0.109 oz/in³ = 11.770 lbs/ft³
|
Height |
65 |
feet |
|
Equivalent |
6 |
foot |
|
10.833 |
times taller |
|
|
Weight (human) |
220 |
lbs |
|
Weight (giant human) |
279,711 |
lbs |
|
|
||
|
Water (approx Human) |
62.40 |
lbs/ft³ |
|
Gum |
11.77 |
lbs/ft³ |
|
Density Scale Factor |
0.18862 |
|
|
Goo-Gum's Weight |
52,759.74 |
lbs |
|
26.38 |
tons |
Mike
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Trivia: Bazooka Joe crossed with the DC Universe = the Bazookaverse!
This profile was
completed 04/11/2026, but
its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 25th
anniversary 's celebratory event.
Thanks to Loki for suggesting Goo-Gum to represent
Ren and Stimpy for the event!
Profile by Snood.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Goo-Gum should be distinguished from:
First posted: 09/18/2026
Last updated: 07/05/2026
Any Additions/Corrections? please let me know.
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