SANITY CLAWS
Real Name: Sanity Claws
Identity/Class: Extradimensional
(Earth-8311/Larval
Earth) anthrotoon polar bear
Occupation: Unrevealed;
briefly cult leader
Group Membership: Leader of his cult
Affiliations: His cult followers (John
Henpeck, others), Rudolf (all Earth-8311)
Enemies: Occasionally Deerdevil, Marsha
Henpeck (all Earth-8311)
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: North Pole (Earth-8311)
First Appearance: Peter Porker, the
Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2 (May, 1986)
Powers/Abilities: Sanity Claws is a usually
kind and charming old bear. However, restricted blood flow to his brain
(caused chiefly by tight headwear) causes aggressive or crazed
behavior. Once normal blood flow is restored, Sanity Claws has no
recollection of his nasty behavior.
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 245 lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: White fur
History:
(Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2 (fb)
- BTS) - The kindly old bear Sanity Claws lived at the North Pole. He
was fond of children and gave them presents as part of an annual event.
However, the elastic in the stocking caps he wore became too tight and
increasingly irritated Claws, maddening him, and turned him villainous.
At one point, he went on a break-&-enter spree, climbing down
chimneys and leaving coal while also stealing milk and cookies. The
heroic vigilante Deerdevil stopped him, having found out tight headwear
had set the bear off. Deerdevil urged him to wear looser headgear.
(Peter
Porker, the
Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2) - Sanity Claws again wore a stocking cap
and menacingly began a cult at the North Pole using his natural charm,
demanding his followers divest all their wealth to him. However, the
wife of one of the cult followers, Marsha Henpeck, alerted the lawyer
Batt Burdock (secretly Deerdevil) to Sanity Claws' cult. Deerdevil
immediately traveled to the North pole using his super-senses to track
Claws' crazed brain patterns. Deerdevil burst in as Claws was
addressing his robed faithful followers and pulled off the bear's tight
stocking cap. Sanity Claws came to his senses with no memory of what
had happened when he became a cult leader. Deerdevil emphasized the
need for Claws to wear looser hats, such as a flamenco hat or derby.
The cult followers also came to their senses and the cult disbanded.
Comments: Created by Steve Skeates & Joe Albelo.
This story followed hot on the heels/hoofs of Daredevil I#229 (April, 1986), which saw the usually villainous Turk, dressed in a stolen Santa suit, stick a knife into Matt Murdock (aka Daredevil).
His name is a nice play on words on Santa Claus. You'd think he'd have a feline pet/sidekick called Kram-puss.
The term "sanity clause" is a humorous, fake contract
provision popularized by the Marx Brothers' movie "A Night at the
Opera", and is derived from "insanity clause", a legal defense arguing
a defendant wasn't criminally responsible for a crime due to severe
mental illness at the time, preventing them from understanding their
actions or knowing right from wrong.
The term "bipolar disorder" was introduced in a specialist manual in 1980, so I don't think we should read too much into the choice of animal type for this character.
Profile by Grendel Prime.
CLARIFICATIONS
:
Sanity Claws has no known connections to:
John Henpeck was married to Marsha but had joined
Sanity Claws' cult. He sold all the couple's furniture, most of which was bought
by his wife, to reach the cult's location at the North Pole. Heroic
vigilante Deerdevil defeated Sanity Claws and the cult followers were
restored to their normal state. John and Marsha were soon happily
reunited.
--Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2
Marsha Henpeck had been bequested money from her aunt
and had bought most of the furniture in the suburban home she shared
with her husband John. However, John had sold all the furniture to join
Sanity Claws' cult at the North Pole, so Marsha sought the aid of
lawyer Batt Burdock (secretly the heroic vigilante Deerdevil). She
first spoke to Batt's associate Froggy, but was then brushed off by
Batt, who recognized the cult leader as a former foe. Once Sanity Claws
was defeated, Froggy reunited Marsha with her husband.
--Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2
images:
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Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2, p5, pan4 (main image)
p4, pan2 (headshot)
p4, pan1 (cult)
p5, pan5 (John)
p2, pan2 (Marsha)
Appearances:
Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham I#7/2 (May, 1986) - Steve
Skeates (writer), Joe Albelo (art), Larry Hama (editor)
First posted: 12/25/2025
Last updated:
12/25/2025
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