STABBITY JONESjones-stabbity-tbolts

Real Name: Unrevealed; last name may or may not be Jones

Identity/Class: Human, conventional weapons-user

Occupation: Amateur would-be super hero;
    presumably he had some other occupation prior to (and perhaps after if he survived) this presumably brief career

Group Membership: "Who Wants to be a Thunderbolt?" contestants and semi-finalists, at least.

Affiliations: Stan Lee announced/introduced him

Enemies: Doomstomp, Hellfang

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: None

Base of Operations: Unrevealed;
    at least briefly "Insurgency Town," an apparently fake town on the
Who Wants to be a Thunderbolt?" set, presumably in the USA

First Appearance: Thunderbolts II#112 (May, 2007)

Powers/Abilities: Stabbity Jones carries a number of knives (perhaps a dozen or so) on his costume, which he uses, presumably, for cutting and stabbing.

    He was sufficiently skilled to win a contest involving other amateur would-be heroes.

Height: Unrevealed (there is no frame of reference, but he does not appear to be unusually short or tall, so perhaps 5'8" to 6'2")
Weight: Unrevealed (perhaps 160 - 210 lbs.)
Eyes: Unrevealed (obscured by mask)
Hair: Unrevealed (obscured by hat)

History:
(
Thunderbolts II#112 (fb) - BTS) - On SF network, as the Osborn-directed Thunderbolts opened a training program for a second back-up team, contestants were given a day to devise their super hero identity and power gear before participating in "Who Wants to be a Thunderbolt?"

    The contestants were sent in to "Insurgency Town," where they were to take down rogue superhumans such as Captain America and the Falcon (presumably actors/stuntmen posing as the heroes)."

    Stabbity Jones participated in and won one such contest, advancing to the semi-finals.

(Thunderbolts II#112 - BTS) - In preparation for the next contest, Stan Lee introduced who the winner might join in the semi-finals, including Stabbity Jones and his knife-suit, Hellfang and his flamethrower mask, and Doomstomp and his gasoline-powered death boots.

(Thunderbolts II#112) - Stan asked the viewers if they wanted to be out on the streets of America, cleaning up evil...he concluded "Excelsior!"   

Comments: Warren Ellis and Mike Deodato, Jr.

    On some level, perhaps by appendix, I feel that this is the character I was born to profile.

    This profile was completed 01/25/2021, but its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 20th anniversary's celebratory event.

Profile by Snood.

CLARIFICATIONS:
Stabbity Jones
should be distinguished from:


images: (without ads)

Thunderbolts II#112, pg. 9, panel 5      


Appearances:
Thunderbolts II#112 (May, 2007) - Warren Ellis (writer), Mike Deodato, Jr. (artist), Molly Lazer (editor)


First posted: 09/25/2021
Last updated: 09/24/2021

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