
Dr. ILSA CALIGARI
Real Name: Unrevealed
Identity/Class: Human
Occupation: Psychologist
Group Membership: Likely the
American Board of Clinical Psychology or a similar organization
Affiliations: Kimberly Dimenmein, Mr. Weisenheimer
Enemies: Mort Graves
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: "old bag" (from Weirdo), "the shrink"
(from Slick)
Base of Operations: Unrevealed;
she was present at an unidentified high school in the
vicinity of Mistake Beach, Long Island, New York
First Appearance: Mort the
Dead Teenager#2 (January, 1994)
Powers/Abilities: Dr. Caligari was an
experienced psychologist, apparently experienced with grief counseling.
Height: Unrevealed (approximately 5'5"; not seen in
proximity of anyone of known height)
Weight: Unrevealed (approximately 135 lbs.)
Eyes: Unrevealed (not seen clearly; but brown seems likely)
Hair: Gray (likely brown or black in youth)
History:
(Mort the Dead Teenager#2 (fb) - BTS) - Psychologist Dr. Caligari
was assigned to help the other students deal with the deal of their
classmate Mort Graves.
(Mort the Dead Teenager#2) - When students George "Slick" Slikowski arrived late with Reardon
"Weirdo" Weedlow, Weirdo questioned who was the old bag with the Walkman
(presumably a hearing aide) and Slick suggested that maybe their homeroom
teacher, Mr. Weisenheimer, had gotten lucky. Having tripped Slick and sent
the boys to their seats, Mr. Weisenheimer introduced Dr. Caligari to his
homeroom and explained that she was their to help them deal with Mort's
death, although many kids in the class didn't even recognize the name.
Dr. Caligari told the class that she knew how
depressing the loss of a friend could be, but she encouraged them to look
at this with an eye toward reality. She also told them that it was
essential to the healing process to express their grief, at which point Kimberly Dimenmein interrupted, telling Dr. Caligari that she had
written a poem about Mort and asked if she could read it out loud. Dr.
Caligari told her "Certainly," but also told her that she would have to
speak up because the batteries in her hearing aid were getting weak.
However, as Kimberly began, Maureen Redding, who had actually liked Mort
(while Kimberly had largely ignored him), shot Kimberly in the bridge of
her nose with a spitball. After Mr. Weisenheimer sent Maureen to
(presumably principal or vice-principal) Dean Marten's office, Dr.
Caligari asked how many of the students felt so depressed that they
couldn't even do their homework. To this, all of the students readily
agreed. 
Having never appreciated Maureen and resenting her
treatment of Kimberly, whom he loved in vain, Mort, who was present in
invisible ghost form, took his frustration out on Dr. Caligari, applying
an ectoplasmic shock that shorted out her hearing aide.
(Mort the Dead Teenager#2 (fb)
- BTS) - Mort later manifested himself to his friends Slick and Weirdo,
confirming that he had shorted out Dr. Caligari's hearing aides.
Comments: Created by Larry Hama and Gary
Hallgren.
I think Mort could fit in to Earth-616 circa 1993-1994,
which thanks to the sliding timescale would be around 18 years before the
Fantastic Four's space flight as of the time of this profile's publication
in 2026...and getting a year more before that event with every year
passing in real time.
Courtesy of Loki, who suggested Dr Ilsa Caligari
to represent Mort the Dead Teenager for the event.
No.
I think it'd fit into 616 fine. A potential fly in the ointment is the
"it was all a dream" bit just before the end of #4, but given that it
looks very much to me like Mort was about to go off to repeat the events
of #1 he's arguably either in a timeloop, or the dream was a
precognition.
This profile was
completed 05/14/2026, but
its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 25th
anniversary 's celebratory event.
Thanks to Loki for recommending Dr. Caligari to
represent Mort for the event.
Profile by Snood.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Dr.
Ilsa Caligari should be
distinguished from:
- MOON, Dr. ILSA
- ally of X-Force (M Branch), attempted to save them from radiation
poisoning, assisted them in hiding out from M Branch--Cloak &
Dagger III#10
- other "Ilsa" or "Caligari"
characters, groups, items, events, races or places...
images: (without
ads)
Mort the Dead Teenager#2, pg. 8, panel 1 (full, seated);
panel 2 (seated profile);
pg. 9, panel 3 (face);
pg. 10, panel 5 (shocked)
Appearances:
Mort the Dead Teenager#2 (January, 1994) - Larry Hama (writer), Gary
Hallgren (artist), Rob Tokar (editor)
First posted: 09/22/2026
Last updated: 05/14/2026
Any Additions/Corrections? please let me know.
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