Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel
Real Name: Gwendolyn Poole
Identity/Class: Alternate reality (Earth-18114) human, possibly mutant (see comments)
Occupation: Adventurer
Group Membership: None
Affiliations: Christopher Hastings, Gurihiru, Marvel Comics bosses
Enemies: Punisher/Frank Castle, Thor/Jane Foster
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: Gwenpool, Gwenpoolwerine, Gwenpoolverineaclops, Gwenpoolverinethoraclops, Gwenpunishoolverinethoraclops, Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel (see comments)
Base of Operations: None
First Appearance: Not Brand Echh I#14/5 (November 15, 2017)
Powers/Abilities: Originally
having no special powers besides her knowledge of the Marvel Comics,
Gwen received the powers of numerous heroes by the decree of Marvel
bosses. She first received Wolverine's retractable adamantium claws
and
advanced healing factor, followed by Cyclops' concussive optic beams.
She was then declared worthy of Mjolnir by Odin, receiving the powers
of Asgardian God Thor which included superhuman strength, durability,
and flight, and was given combat skills of the Punisher. In her final
form as
Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel
she
possessed superhuman awareness and combat skills of Daredevil,
Chi-augmented powers of Iron Fist, magical knowledge of Doctor Strange
and prehensile tail of Squirrel Girl, among no doubt many others
powers
and abilties.
Her visible equipment included Captain America's vibranium shield, Doctor Strange's Cloak of Levitation, Cyclops' visor mask and pieces of Iron Man armor. Gwen was also bonded with a Venom symbiote but was reverted to her normal powerset when Marvel bosses fired her creators.
Height: Unrevealed
Weight: Unrevealed
Eyes: Blue (see comments)
Hair: Blond (see comments)
History: (Not Brand Echh I#14/5 - BTS) - After Spider-Gwen, a new superhero combined with a girl named Gwen made them a bunch of money, the bosses at Marvel Comics dared to repeat this again and tasked Christopher Hastings and Gurihiru with creating for them another Gwen-named hero: Gwenpool.
(Not Brand Echh I#14/5) - The Marvel
bosses then wanted to create another Gwen-named hero to make even more
money but were informed by the legal department that they were
forbidden from making any new Gwens, lest the name become so generic
that they lose their trademark. The bosses were devastated, but
Gwenpool consoled them and said that she would be happy to take the
extra powers for herself, negating a need to create new Gwen
characters. The bosses agreed and gave her the powers of Wolverine,
making her Gwenpoolwerine and making themselves even more money. Eager
for more, they then made her Gwenpoolverinethoraclops by giving Gwen
the powers of Cyclops and then Gwenpoolverinethoraclops by having Odin
declare Gwen worthy of Mjolnir, which she promptly used to kick the
current Thor/Jane Foster out.
The bosses followed by combining Gwen with Punisher to make her into Gwenpunishoolverinethoraclops, who was swift to kick Frank Castle out of the Marvel offices as well, even as the bosses were swimming in money. Drunk on power, the bosses kept combining Gwen with other heroes until there was noone left and she alone was standing as Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel. After hearing that they had no heroes left, Marvel bosses blamed Christopher Hastings and Gurihiru and fired them on the spot, despite the creators protesting that the bosses asked for this to begin with. Gwen, returned to her normal Gwenpool self, hugged her creators to comfort them, even as Christopher Hastings insisted that none of what had happened counted as canon.
Comments: Created by Christopher Hastings and Gurihiru.
The retcon of Gwenpool being a mutant did not occur until Gwenpool Strikes Back #5, released two years after Not Brand Echh I#14 in which this story takes place. The retcon itself being heavily metafictional, it is unclear if it applies to other versions of Gwen, such as this one.
Gwen's hair and eye color is not shown in this story but is presumed to match that of her counterpart living on Earth-616.
The name of Gwen's final form was too big to fit on a single comic page and is probably much longer than Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel, considering that Marvel had no heroes left after that.
This profile was completed 06/15/2025, but its publication was delayed as it was intended for the Appendix 25th anniversary 's celebratory event.
Profile by HBK123.CLARIFICATIONS:
Gamora should not be confused with:
images: (without ads)
Not Brand Echh I#14, p13, pan1 (Gwen as
Captaindaredevenomarvelspiderfistrangwenpunishoolverinethoraclopssquirrel,
main image)
Not Brand Echh I#14, p12, pan3 (Gwen in her intermediate form
as Gwenpoolverinethoraclops)
Not Brand Echh I#14, p12, pan7 (As
Gwenpunishoolverinethoraclops, Gwen kicks Frank Castle out of
Marvel)
Appearances:
Not Brand Echh I#14 (November, 2017) - "Gwenpool Absorbs the
Marvel
Universe" story - Christopher Hastings (writer), Gurihiru
(pencils,
inks), Heather Antos (editor)
First Posted: 09/22/2026
Last updated: 06/15/2025
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