WOLVERINE

Real Name: Unrevealed; probably James Howlett

Identity/Class: Alternate Earth (Earth-59123) mutant human (Canadian citizen)

Occupation: Unrevealed

Group Membership: None

Affiliations: Weird Al Yankovic (see comments)

Enemies: None

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: None

Base of Operations: Weird Al Yankovic's underpants

First Appearance: "Everything You Know Is Wrong," Illustrated Al (19th January 2023)

Powers/Abilities: Wolverine had metallic (presumably Adamantium) claws that extruded from the knuckles of his left hand, and a metallic (presumably Adamantium) spork that extruded from the knuckles of his right hand. He may have possessed enhanced senses and a healing factor, like many of his multiversal counterparts, though his healing factor didn't prevent him from contracting rabies and either couldn't cure him or would take some time to do so.

Height: 3'6" (by approximation)
Weight: Unrevealed
Eyes: Unrevealed
Hair: Unrevealed

History:
("Everything You Know Is Wrong," Illustrated Al) - Rabid, Wolverine was being carried along in Weird Al's underwear as the musician drove down the fast way of the freeway, until another passenger covered Al's eyes, causing him to crash into a truck; the impact dislodged the underwear and Wolverine, and sent them both flying. 

Comments: Created by Al Yankovic and Gideon Kendall.

   I'm not sure Weird Al can be considered an ally of Wolverines, not least considering Wolverine was rabid at the time, but anyone willing to let you hitch a ride in their car while carrying you in their underwear is definitely affiliated to you.

Profile by Loki.

CLARIFICATIONS:
Wolverine is an alternate reality counterpart of

but has no known connections to:

Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic drove a small clockwork car down the freeway in the fast lane carrying a rabid Wolverine in his underwear when suddenly a guy behind him (apparently not Wolverine) in the backseat popped right up and cupped his hands over Al's eyes. As Al tried to guess who the man was he crashed into a truck, sending Wolverine flying.

Comments: For the purpose of this subprofile I'm only covering Weird Al's interaction with Wolverine, and ASSuming this isn't the same version of Weird Al who appears on Earth-616 in Spider-Man / Deadpool I#6. However, it is possible Weird Al is a multiversal constant like Eternity, or using his trusty accordion to hop from one reality to the next, in which case he also shows up in Teen Titans Go!#36, Pinky and the Brain#15, the variant cover of Batman/Superman: World's Finest#50, the variant cover of Bizarro Tear None#1, Batman: The Brave and the Bold S2 E25 "Bat-Mite Presents: Batman's Strangest Cases", and Scooby Doo & Guess Who S1 E10 "Attack of the Weird Al-osaurus!"

--Illustrated Al

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Illustrated Al "Everything You Know is Wrong", p1, pan1 (main image)
Illustrated Al "Everything You Know is Wrong", p1, pan3 (crash)
Illustrated Al "Everything You Know is Wrong", p1, pan1 (Weird Al).

Appearances:
"Everything You Know Is Wrong," Illustrated Al (January 2023) - Weird Al Yankovic (writer), Gideon Kenall (art)

First Posted: 04/03/2026
Last updated: 04/03/2026

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